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Old January 6 2010, 10:35 PM   #61
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SPOCK: I presume you have come up with new ways to give me a purple nurple as well as an atomic wedgie.

Proceed.
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Old January 6 2010, 10:36 PM   #62
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SPOCK: The Doctor seems to have been correct.

You DO have a back molar that needs to come out.
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Old January 7 2010, 12:17 AM   #63
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Spock: "I'm writing a short story about a Vulcan, a Centauri and a Deltan. I'm calling them Moe, Larry and Curly."
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Old January 7 2010, 02:21 AM   #64
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Spock: "It would appear I have attained Pon Farr much too soon. I will be requiring assistance - from two of you."
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Old January 7 2010, 04:04 AM   #65
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Kirk tried to show Spock his impersonation of 20th century singer Slim Whitman* by putting his balls in a Vice.

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Old January 7 2010, 07:34 PM   #66
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SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if the three of you keep STARING AT ME.
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Old January 7 2010, 07:34 PM   #67
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HOME ALONE X:

Lost in a New Timeline
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Old January 8 2010, 04:17 AM   #68
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SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if you keep STARING AT ME.
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Old January 8 2010, 06:57 PM   #69
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Lil Spock had second thoughts about liking humans after seeing the caption contests at TrekBBS.
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Old January 8 2010, 07:12 PM   #70
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Kirk: "I specifically said 'hold the onions'. I HATE ONIONS! Go make me another burger, and do it right this time."
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Old January 8 2010, 07:15 PM   #71
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Lil Spock: "You may torment me all you like, because in a few short years, you will all be dead, and I will be the First Officer on a star ship. How is that superiority working out for you now?"
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SPOCK: As I suspected.

You have been eating garlic and asparagus.

SECURITY!!! Get this man a bottle of Scope.
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Old January 8 2010, 08:15 PM   #73
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LEAD BULLY: So, Spock...

are you going to join the rest of us this Halloween in dressing as the Beatles...

Or do we teach you a lesson?
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In the revised version, it was Kirk, not Pike, who ended up in "the Chair-thingy". Abrams just had a lighter hand when it came to story-telling.
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SPOCK: You have an excellently-kept set of teeth, Cadet.

Astonishing...considering the amount of unwashed female genitalia you regularly consume.
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