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Old January 1 2010, 06:51 AM   #46
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SAREK: Truth be told Spock, your mother does take money for sex and I'd sell out Vulcan in a heartbeat.
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Old January 1 2010, 07:23 AM   #47
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Spock: Why did you marry mother?
Sarek: She is very adapt at the art of the Bifurcated Bliss.
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Old January 1 2010, 07:27 AM   #48
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Spock: Why did you marry mother?
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Sarek: Grandpa Grayson's shotgun was very persuasive.
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Old January 1 2010, 08:51 AM   #49
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Sarek: "Logic affords us a serenity humans seldom experience. Now if you'll excuse me, I must stimulate my serenity in the bathroom with the aid of this month's issue of Maxim."
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Old January 1 2010, 02:50 PM   #50
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Spock: Why did you marry mother?
Sarek: "An Earth-drink called Pabst Blue Ribbon."
Sarek: "Let's just say your personal timeline is a little off ..."
Sarek: "She was ... anatomically compatible."
Sarek: "Her pretty sister said no."
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Old January 5 2010, 11:01 PM   #51
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Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way."

Spock: "not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place."


(I'm sorry, I know that doesn't make any sense in this context.)
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Old January 9 2010, 03:18 AM   #55
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Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way."

Amanda: "And waving them at Shatmandu won't make him change the contest any sooner either."
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Tribble (translated): Lower. Lower. Don't stop until you hit gooey brown.
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Old January 14 2010, 08:37 PM   #58
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SPOCK: Father, someone took over the TOS contest for Shatmandu, but they forgot about us.

SARAK: It is to be expected Spock. We are not canon.

AMANDA: Canon! Canon! I'm sick to death of canon!
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