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Old January 1 2010, 03:11 AM   #61
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

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Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."
MCCOY: Tighter than an Aldebaran shellmouth ?
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Old January 1 2010, 05:46 AM   #62
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Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."
MCCOY: Tighter than an Aldebaran shellmouth ?
Kirk: "Taller than me and prone to breakdown."
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Old January 1 2010, 05:52 AM   #63
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Sulu: "What would Robau do?"
Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away."
<Both turn and stare at Kirk.>
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Old January 1 2010, 06:33 AM   #64
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Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."
Uhura: "Never goes down?
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Old January 1 2010, 07:15 AM   #65
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Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."
Spock: "Lorena Bobbitt?"
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Old January 1 2010, 07:21 AM   #66
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Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."
Scotty: "Everytime it's late, you threaten to throw it off the ship?"
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Old January 1 2010, 08:04 AM   #67
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Magnetic...nipple rings...bad idea!




Khan: Who is that strapping young crewman, Captain?
Kirk: His name is Chekov.
Chekov: Smiles, eweryone, smiles!



Sulu: Captain, chalupas were so not a Russian invention.
Kirk: Make up your mind, I'm ordering.
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Old January 1 2010, 03:59 PM   #68
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Sulu: "What would Robau do?"
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<Both turn and stare at Kirk.>

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Old January 1 2010, 08:37 PM   #69
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Sulu: "Captain, I have to use the bathroom."
Chekov: "..."
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Old January 1 2010, 08:56 PM   #70
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Chekov: "No, Keptin: I don't vant to reach into your popcorn bucket ever again."
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Old January 1 2010, 11:35 PM   #71
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Kirk: "A long time ago and far, far away? Couldn't be anything to concern us, then. Switch back to that 'Greetings and Felicitations' message..."
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Old January 2 2010, 12:50 AM   #72
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Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."
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Old January 2 2010, 01:00 AM   #73
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Kirk: "Khan, you should definitely sue your stylist. See? You're wearing a Jennifer Lopez knockoff."
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Old January 2 2010, 01:06 AM   #74
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SULU: pssst... Vader is Luke's father.
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Old January 2 2010, 11:04 AM   #75
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Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."


There! On the nacelle! Would you just look at the screen?! It's right there!
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