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Old December 31 2009, 05:27 AM   #31
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Sarek: And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you you meddling kid.
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Old December 31 2009, 04:03 PM   #32
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Sarek: "It is a myth that human females can achieve orgasm."
<Amanda nods but looks away.>




Kirk: "Ambassador Bigmuff, would you join me for dinner?"





Sarek: "Yes, we live in a glass house, but it is perfectly acceptable to criticise asswipes."
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Old December 31 2009, 05:41 PM   #33
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Sarek: "Did you put bacon in my laundry?"
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Old December 31 2009, 06:13 PM   #34
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With his current relationship, Kirk came to the realization that women who are all fluff and no substance leave something to be desired.
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Old December 31 2009, 06:59 PM   #35
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Kirk: Uhura, contact the Guinness World Records people and have them send someone out to see if this is the world's biggest ball of used gum.
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Old December 31 2009, 07:33 PM   #36
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Old December 31 2009, 07:45 PM   #37
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On standing up, the Captain realised it wasn't just gas he had passed.
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Old December 31 2009, 08:46 PM   #38
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Sarek: "It is my long service medal, why do you ask?"

or

Sarek: "Yes, I do have several red fountain pens in my pocket, why do you ask?"

or

Sarek: "It is a logical design, it doubles as part of a slot car track."
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Old December 31 2009, 09:54 PM   #39
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Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)
Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out and sell some women's shoes.

(different obscure reference)
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Old December 31 2009, 10:26 PM   #40
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Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)
Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out and sell some women's shoes.

(different obscure reference)
While K'elly goes out to look for someone in ponfarr?
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Old December 31 2009, 11:14 PM   #41
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Amanda: "You know, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night dear."

Sarek: "We got on just fine, and he is called Spock. I don't condone nicknames."

Amanda: "I know that dear." *wink*

Sarek: "Oh....OHhh!"
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Old December 31 2009, 11:26 PM   #42
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Kirk: I may not have found the tribble's head, Bones. But I sure found something I can use.
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Old January 1 2010, 02:07 AM   #43
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Sarek: "Did you put bacon in my laundry?"




Sarek: "Calling me 'Skidmark' may be logical shirtwise, but it is impolite."
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Old January 1 2010, 04:09 AM   #44
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SAREK: Our son asked if I drink Red Stripe Beer. It is a logical conclusion.



Kirk's pink Kinto-un (Candy Cloud) attack proved conclusively he was no Super Saiyan...
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Old January 1 2010, 05:46 AM   #45
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Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way."






Kirk: "Glad I don't wear a wristwatch, baby ..."
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