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Old December 25 2009, 09:41 PM   #46
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Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"



Data sings one for the Yar that could have been:

"...Oh I believe in yesterday."
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Old December 26 2009, 04:50 AM   #47
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Data: "Yes, Geordi: if it will please you, I will perform Brown Sugar again ..."
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Old December 27 2009, 03:01 AM   #48
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No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!
Dam!!! there goes my Idea



Leah: "With a holo-gram of me? You sick two timing bastard!"
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Old December 27 2009, 04:00 AM   #49
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Johnnyracefan wrote: View Post
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No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!
Dam!!! there goes my Idea



Leah: "With a holo-gram of me? You sick two timing bastard!"
Geordi: "Leah -- that's not what you think it is on her cloths. IT's a coolent leak!"

Leah: "Ah huh, I'll bet."
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Old December 28 2009, 07:51 PM   #50
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LEAH: The LEAST you could have done is given her shaven legs!!

Those things look like a pair of Arizona cacti!!

What kind of fetishes DO you have, Commander?!?!?
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Old December 28 2009, 07:52 PM   #51
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DATA:And now, ladies and gentlemen...

My rendition of the late 20th century classic BABY'S GOT BACK.
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Old December 28 2009, 10:30 PM   #52
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Twang.

Data: "A-hem. I want. I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. I want my baby back rib. Chillie's baby back ribs. Oh, and with barbeque sauce."
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Old December 29 2009, 07:13 PM   #53
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Data: "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy ... DOW-DOW-DOW, DOON-DO-DOW!"
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Old December 31 2009, 04:56 PM   #54
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DATA: I have recently acquired the subroutine upgrade to perform the long version of LAYLA.

If you are ready and your cannabis is rolled and prepared to smoke, I will begin...
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Old December 31 2009, 04:56 PM   #55
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LEAH: Tell your captain...having a Secret Fetish Wax Museum aboard a Federation starship is a VERY lousy idea!!
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Old December 31 2009, 05:20 PM   #56
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Pam had major regrets about her transfer from Dunder-Mifflin.
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Old December 31 2009, 05:36 PM   #57
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GEORDI:WHY are you so offended, Doctor?

LEAH:Because you forgot to program this simulation with my tongue stud and Hello Kitty arm tattoo...THAT'S WHY!!!
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Old December 31 2009, 06:35 PM   #58
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Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary?
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Old January 1 2010, 09:07 PM   #59
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Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary?
Geordi: "Yes. I also tightened up your neck wattle and your vagina. Unless you want to see what I do with both, get the fuck off my holodeck."
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Old January 2 2010, 01:06 PM   #60
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Leah: "When you told me to go fuck myself, I thought it was just a figure of speech."
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