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Old December 30 2009, 04:29 AM   #16
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Old December 30 2009, 07:46 AM   #17
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Thanks for the win!



Sarek: "Now Young Spock stay out of my Playboys, your mother is becoming quite concerned"




Kirk: "Rand you've taken this 70's porn bush thing too far, please go to sick bay and... Umm make that my quarters we'll ..."
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Old December 30 2009, 02:13 PM   #18
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Kirk: "Alas poor Peach Wookiee! I knew her Spock, a hominid of infinite hirsuteness..."
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Old December 30 2009, 02:45 PM   #19
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Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)
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Old December 30 2009, 02:47 PM   #20
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Sarek: Why, yes, that IS chocolate on my shirt - why do you ask?

Young Spocky sniffs and curls his nose, Amanda wonders why Sarek never buys toi'let pa'per

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Old December 30 2009, 04:40 PM   #21
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Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)
I get it. "Father Knows Best".
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Old December 30 2009, 07:04 PM   #22
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Sarek: "Your mother and I were ..."
Amanda: "... wrestling. Playing."
Spock: "Oh. Okay."
Sarek, relieved: "It is settled, then."
Spock: "Yep. Sure looked like you were fucking her, though."
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Old December 30 2009, 08:00 PM   #23
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Sarek: Your mother wishes me to explain to you the bifurcated birds and bees.
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Old December 30 2009, 10:03 PM   #24
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Kirk: I wish Lieutenant M'Ress would quit hacking up hairballs on the bridge.
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Old December 31 2009, 12:08 AM   #25
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Spock: "Sakok says his father's penis is bigger than yours."
Amanda: "It isn't the size that is important, Spock. And besides, it isn't that much bigger....... Oops!!"
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Old December 31 2009, 01:46 AM   #26
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After the Brady Bunch moved out of their house, the next residents were a much smaller family.
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Old December 31 2009, 01:56 AM   #27
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Sarek: You remain fullly capable of deciding your own destiny. The only question is, which path will you choose?
Spock: Dad, that's probably the most illogical and poorly worded; conceptualised, and verbalised question you have ever asked me.
Sarek: tl; dr lol


It made sense at the time. After all, everyone loved tribbles, and Kirk needed a love interest!
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Old December 31 2009, 02:05 AM   #28
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SPOCK: I swear to Surak, that was Carl's!
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Old December 31 2009, 04:40 AM   #29
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Sarek: "The caption contest waiting room is no place for a child."
Amanda: "We've decided to kill you instead."
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Old December 31 2009, 04:48 AM   #30
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SPOCK: I hate you! I hope you die in a planetary implosion!!!
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