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Old December 29 2009, 02:53 PM   #16
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"Ahhhh, a Star Trek movie collection. I hear those ending in 2 are the best, Captain."
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Old December 29 2009, 03:39 PM   #17
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KIRK: It's called a "microwave oven". These were unheard of back in your time. It can cook a bean burrito almost instantly...only 8 or 9 minutes.

KHAN: Your technological advances are most impressive, Captain...but I am most disappointed in how little improvement there has been in burritos themselves.




KIRK: I don't know what the fuss is about. I think this "non-remastered" viewscreen works just fine.





Kirk re-thinks his earlier hesitance about installing a glory-hole on the bridge.
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Old December 29 2009, 03:51 PM   #18
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Thanks for a win Shatmandu.



Kirk, knocking on door: Can you hurry up with your masturbating in there Spock! I gotta use the can!



Worst fan made episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 ever.
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Old December 29 2009, 04:33 PM   #19
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Khan: "The Golden Girls Season Four DVD set back in the library yet?"
Kirk: "Negative."
Khan: "Bring me this overdue card holder of yours ... this Chekov ..."





Sulu: "Burger King sucks."
Chekov: "I vill not eat Chinese again."
Sulu: "That's not even funny. I'm Japanese."
Chekov: "I vas not ..."
Kirk: "ENOUGH! We're getting a pizza and that's FINAL!"






Being drunk and urinating into the turbolift can be dangerous.
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Old December 29 2009, 05:01 PM   #20
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Khan: "The boy who changed out my bedpan claimed he shook my penis to make sure the end was dry."

Kirk: "Chekov."



The parking brake crack was bad enough, but when Kirk told him to speed up in the fast lane, Sulu was convinced the crew of the Enterprise hated Asian drivers.



Kirk (in a high pitched voice): "Uhura, listen to me very carefully. Do not let that turbolift go anywhere."
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Old December 29 2009, 05:09 PM   #21
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Kirk vo: "Captain's log supplemental, after due consideration, and the sight of Uncontrollable Diarhhea McCoy walking out of the turbolift, putting his dentures back in, I have decided that a gloryhole on the bridge is a bad idea."
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Old December 29 2009, 07:15 PM   #22
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Kirk: "That was the chair leather again."
<Sulu and Chekov exchange looks, roll eyes.>






Sulu: "We don't have the NFL Network because you switched us back to cable."
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Old December 29 2009, 08:04 PM   #23
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Khan: "This crewman of yours...Chekov was his name...when I ordered him to bring me some brandy, he told me I should stand up in bed, bend over, and back up onto this rather pointy device on the wall behind me!"




Chekov: "Keptin! Meester Sulu is giving me 'that look' again!"
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Old December 29 2009, 08:16 PM   #24
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Kirk: [muttering] "Where the hell is that coming from? [listens intently] *There is is again* [listens intently] It's coming from the gods damned ship!! That music is buried in the frakkin' ship!"
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Old December 29 2009, 08:40 PM   #25
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Kirk (thinking): Genetically engineered and superior intellect, my ass! Once he gets that injection he'll be a friggin' mu-tant just like the rest of us!

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Old December 29 2009, 10:04 PM   #26
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"Keptin, I look over my shoulder, Mr Sulu looks over his shoulder, do you?"
"Only when you're not looking Mister."
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Old December 29 2009, 10:43 PM   #27
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KHAN: This material, it is not Corinthian Leather.

KIRK: Bubblewrap.

KHAN: Then, that was not me.
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Old December 29 2009, 11:13 PM   #28
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Kirk: "Mr Chekov researched old Earth entertainment and programmed this terminal to play the Russian Slim Whitman songs 24 hours a day."

Khan: "I admire your ruthlessness Captain."
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Old December 29 2009, 11:22 PM   #29
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Kirk: "...sixteen channels of gay porn as well. Oh, and the dildo is in the holder on the wall behind you."
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Old December 29 2009, 11:23 PM   #30
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Comm signal: ooeeeeeooo!
Chekov (over comm): Bridge to Keptin Kirk! Heyyy, who's she?
Kirk: Never mind that, Mr. Chekov -- do you have something to report?
Khan (thinking): Chekov...
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