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Old December 29 2009, 04:11 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

Hiya, folks.

Finally getting back into a groove from the holiday. Lots of family, and the aggravating ones couldn't make it.

Your captions that made me spill my stockings were:

SRFX wrote: View Post

Kirk: "Excellent! The plot device has arrived."

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Kirk: 'Helen, you know I can't go when somebody's watching...'


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When Kirk started smelling every set of wind chimes he could get his hands on, McCoy knew it was time to take him off active duty.

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


Kirk: "It's Aramis alright! We're on the right trail; Sulu definitely came this way!"

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post

scottyclaus wrote: View Post


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Noel: That will be $12.98. Please pull your Rascal Scooter up to the next window to collect your order.
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Dr Conetits: Make suggestions about me shaving again then, Fuckhead, I dare you!!!
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KIRK: No one will notice if I open just one.

Very nicely done, all.

This week's shots are a mixed bag:







And the oddball is:



I think we'll probably need a "dick in the door" joke running tally.

Joe, tally-runner
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Old December 29 2009, 04:14 AM   #2
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Khan: "It would also ... help my recovery ... if I could be given a bladed weapon ... or perhaps a bazooka."
Kirk: "I'll have six of each sent right up, harmless stranger I know nothing about."





Kirk: "Could you guys shut up? I'm trying to figure out what these dots are ..."





Uhura: "It's the non-asshole-detectors, sir."
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Old December 29 2009, 04:25 AM   #3
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Kirk: "I'm sorry but I have to move this between your superior chest and the cameras."








"Someone freeze the turbo lift QUICKLY."
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Old December 29 2009, 04:54 AM   #4
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Khan: Could I get a different room? The unicorn in the room behind me keeps staring at me from that hole in the wall.
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Old December 29 2009, 04:54 AM   #5
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Khan: You have misspelled my name on the medical forms. It's K-H-A-N not K-A-H-N.




Sulu: Pavel, the stars are blinking in and out of order.
Chekov: I told you not to get those pills from Scotty.




Kirk: Whelp, looks like I'll have to change my Adult Friend Finder from uncut to cut.
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Old December 29 2009, 05:11 AM   #6
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Kirk: All right, Khan - now, look at the monitor. This right here
(tapping monitor for emphasis) says the chest is phony --
totally
unbelievable and plastic-looking!




Chekov: (defensively) Vhat?
Kirk: Mr. Sulu?
Sulu: Pavel's already nabbed Mister Spock's earpiece. It's kind of cute.
Chekov: But I am ecting Science Officer!
Sulu: Of course you are. (snickers)
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Old December 29 2009, 05:21 AM   #7
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Thanks for the win, Joe!



Khan (taking a standard Ink Blot Test): "Ugh! Another disgusting sexual image! What is wrong with you people?"




Kirk: "You know, at least indirectly, this is all Helen Noel's fault!"
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Old December 29 2009, 05:27 AM   #8
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KHAN: Much better. Now fluff my pillows and get me a glass of water.



SULU: He still can't see the sailboat.



MCCOY: Get the spray bottle Spock. He's at it again.
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Old December 29 2009, 05:31 AM   #9
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Archer: This is... *

Sulu: Did you hear anything?
Chekov: Nyet. Not a ting.
Kirk: Them's my boys.
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Old December 29 2009, 06:47 AM   #10
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Old December 29 2009, 06:58 AM   #11
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A beaker full of death wrote: View Post

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UHURA: I'm picking up a transmission...

KIRK: Put it on audio.

ARCHER: Report Mr. Reed?

REED: Hull plating at 100 %. Best I can figure its some sort of welcoming pyrotechnic display.
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Old December 29 2009, 07:08 AM   #12
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Kirk: "Magnification 3, Mr. Sulu."

Sulu: "Better make it magnification 100, sir."
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Old December 29 2009, 07:24 AM   #13
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KIRKS: It's like we're looking in a mirror.
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Old December 29 2009, 07:26 AM   #14
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Old December 29 2009, 01:30 PM   #15
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Khan: "When I awoke, there was a young man with a bad haircut, suckling from me as if I were his mother..."
Kirk: "Chekov..."




Kirk: "That's it, five years is enough of this. Everytime you two glance at each other, I get a face full of homoerotic subtext. Now cut it out, or go on separate shifts."

Uhura os: "Try looking at the back of an egotistical asshole for five years."






Kirk: "Janice, I'm sorry... I was wrong, you don't have fat calves... Janice? Listen, honey. We're in the middle of a situation here. I need to get to the transporter room...

... Spock take a note. Either transfer the neurotic bitch off this ship, or get another turbolift installed on the bridge...

Janice honey, can we talk about this?"
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