TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" - Page 4

Nerys Myk · December 25 2009, 09:41 PM

Data sings one for the Yar that could have been:

"...Oh I believe in yesterday."

Shatmandu · December 26 2009, 04:50 AM

Data: "Yes, Geordi: if it will please you, I will perform Brown Sugar again ..."

Gil T.Azell · December 27 2009, 03:01 AM

Holdfast wrote:

No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!

Dam!!! there goes my Idea

Leah: "With a holo-gram of me? You sick two timing bastard!"

tharpdevenport · December 27 2009, 04:00 AM

Johnnyracefan wrote:

Holdfast wrote:

No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!

Dam!!! there goes my Idea

Leah: "With a holo-gram of me? You sick two timing bastard!"

Geordi: "Leah -- that's not what you think it is on her cloths. IT's a coolent leak!"

Leah: "Ah huh, I'll bet."

cooleddie74 · December 28 2009, 07:51 PM

LEAH: The LEAST you could have done is given her shaven legs!!

Those things look like a pair of Arizona cacti!!

What kind of fetishes DO you have, Commander?!?!?

cooleddie74 · December 28 2009, 07:52 PM

DATA:And now, ladies and gentlemen...

My rendition of the late 20th century classic BABY'S GOT BACK.

tharpdevenport · December 28 2009, 10:30 PM

Twang.

Data: "A-hem. I want. I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. I want my baby back rib. Chillie's baby back ribs. Oh, and with barbeque sauce."

Shatmandu · December 29 2009, 07:13 PM

Data: "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy ... DOW-DOW-DOW, DOON-DO-DOW!"

cooleddie74 · December 31 2009, 04:56 PM

DATA: I have recently acquired the subroutine upgrade to perform the long version of LAYLA.

If you are ready and your cannabis is rolled and prepared to smoke, I will begin...

cooleddie74 · December 31 2009, 04:56 PM

LEAH: Tell your captain...having a Secret Fetish Wax Museum aboard a Federation starship is a VERY lousy idea!!

Isis · December 31 2009, 05:20 PM

Pam had major regrets about her transfer from Dunder-Mifflin.

cooleddie74 · December 31 2009, 05:36 PM

GEORDI:WHY are you so offended, Doctor?

LEAH:Because you forgot to program this simulation with my tongue stud and Hello Kitty arm tattoo...THAT'S WHY!!!

captain crow · December 31 2009, 06:35 PM

Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary?

Shatmandu · January 1 2010, 09:07 PM

captain crow wrote:

Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary?

Geordi: "Yes. I also tightened up your neck wattle and your vagina. Unless you want to see what I do with both, get the fuck off my holodeck."

The Laughing Vulcan · January 2 2010, 01:06 PM

Leah: "When you told me to go fuck myself, I thought it was just a figure of speech."

December 25 2009, 09:41 PM	#46
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" Data sings one for the Yar that could have been: "...Oh I believe in yesterday." __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 26 2009, 04:50 AM	#47
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" Data: "Yes, Geordi: if it will please you, I will perform Brown Sugar again ..." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

December 28 2009, 07:51 PM	#50
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" LEAH: The LEAST you could have done is given her shaven legs!! Those things look like a pair of Arizona cacti!! What kind of fetishes DO you have, Commander?!?!? __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 28 2009, 07:52 PM	#51
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" DATA:And now, ladies and gentlemen... My rendition of the late 20th century classic BABY'S GOT BACK. __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 28 2009, 10:30 PM	#52
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" Twang. Data: "A-hem. I want. I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. I want my baby back rib. Chillie's baby back ribs. Oh, and with barbeque sauce." __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

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December 29 2009, 07:13 PM	#53
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" Data: "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy ... DOW-DOW-DOW, DOON-DO-DOW!" __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

December 31 2009, 04:56 PM	#54
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" DATA: I have recently acquired the subroutine upgrade to perform the long version of LAYLA. If you are ready and your cannabis is rolled and prepared to smoke, I will begin... __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 31 2009, 05:20 PM	#56
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" Pam had major regrets about her transfer from Dunder-Mifflin.

December 31 2009, 05:36 PM	#57
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" GEORDI:WHY are you so offended, Doctor? LEAH:Because you forgot to program this simulation with my tongue stud and Hello Kitty arm tattoo...THAT'S WHY!!! __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 31 2009, 06:35 PM	#58
captain crow Fleet Captain Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary? __________________ "I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

January 2 2010, 01:06 PM	#60
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins" Leah: "When you told me to go fuck myself, I thought it was just a figure of speech." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer