Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks - Page 5

cooleddie74 · December 23 2009, 08:19 PM

SCOTTY:Don't tell anyone back at Starfleet Command...

but Admiral Archer's beagle?

Keenser here ATE his wee arse when we ran out of meat-flavored protein nibs.

cooleddie74 · December 23 2009, 08:20 PM

The last thing Uhura remembered before slamming her head and blacking out was:

What's "Fresh Mop & Glo" ?!

scottydog · December 24 2009, 06:28 AM

Scotty: "His people's butts are on their faces. Don't be an ass-ist."

Yeoman Randi · December 24 2009, 04:51 PM

Keenser (singing): "C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me......

Garm Bel Iblis · December 24 2009, 05:56 PM

[QUOTE=Yeoman Randi;3695654]

Keenser (Judge Doom): "When I killed your brother, I. TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIS."

Nerys Myk · December 24 2009, 06:52 PM

SCOTTY: We gave you the glasses for a reason. Nae staring at imploding planets with out them.

scottydog · December 25 2009, 03:55 AM

M'Sharak · December 25 2009, 07:14 AM

Scotty: You're here for the dental X-ray? Great, my assistant here will get you prepped. Oh, ehm...
don't make any remarks about his breath, if you would -- he's a wee bit sensitive about it.

cooleddie74 · December 28 2009, 07:22 PM

SCOTTY: What did I bloody get for Christmas?!

YE'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM, LADS.

Bastard smells funny, sheds, leaves wee droppin's everywhere...

And won't stop watchin' me bloody PEE!!

cooleddie74 · December 28 2009, 07:23 PM

UHURA: CLEAR THE HALLWAY!!!

COMIN' THROUGH!!!

Has Santa beamed off the ship yet?! I need to give him my wish list!!!

Nerys Myk · December 28 2009, 07:34 PM

UHURA: They double the size of the ship and still no bloody bathrooms!

cooleddie74 · December 28 2009, 07:54 PM

SCOTTY:He wears those wee goggles because the moronic little bastard likes starin' into the Delta Vegan sun...WHEN it's even visible in these forsaken parts.

cooleddie74 · December 28 2009, 07:54 PM

UHURA: MARCO!!

SPOCK(hidden, muffled): POLO...

Aragorn · December 29 2009, 03:16 AM

SCOTTY: Why do you find it so difficult to believe that this man next to me is Riddick?

M'Sharak · December 29 2009, 06:31 AM

Scotty: Are you from the future?
Kirk (off-camera, nodding at Spock): He is. I'm not
Scotty: Well, that's brilliant! Do they still hav-
Keenser: NO! Tell him: "NO haggis in future!" It take days to air place out last time.

December 23 2009, 08:19 PM	#61
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks SCOTTY:Don't tell anyone back at Starfleet Command... but Admiral Archer's beagle? Keenser here ATE his wee arse when we ran out of meat-flavored protein nibs. __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 23 2009, 08:20 PM	#62
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks The last thing Uhura remembered before slamming her head and blacking out was: What's "Fresh Mop & Glo" ?! __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 24 2009, 06:28 AM	#63
scottydog Admiral Location: scottydog	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty: "His people's butts are on their faces. Don't be an ass-ist." __________________ . Check out my blog profiling today's heroes.

December 24 2009, 04:51 PM	#64
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Keenser (singing): "C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me......

December 24 2009, 05:56 PM	#65
Garm Bel Iblis Commodore Location: Des Moines, IA	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks [QUOTE=Yeoman Randi;3695654] Keenser (Judge Doom): "When I killed your brother, I. TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIS."

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December 24 2009, 06:52 PM	#66
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks SCOTTY: We gave you the glasses for a reason. Nae staring at imploding planets with out them. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 25 2009, 03:55 AM	#67
scottydog Admiral Location: scottydog	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks __________________ . Check out my blog profiling today's heroes.

December 25 2009, 07:14 AM	#68
M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Location: Terra Inlandia	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty: You're here for the dental X-ray? Great, my assistant here will get you prepped. Oh, ehm... don't make any remarks about his breath, if you would -- he's a wee bit sensitive about it. __________________ I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split. — Kurt Vonnegut

December 28 2009, 07:22 PM	#69
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks SCOTTY: What did I bloody get for Christmas?! YE'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM, LADS. Bastard smells funny, sheds, leaves wee droppin's everywhere... And won't stop watchin' me bloody PEE!! __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 28 2009, 07:23 PM	#70
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks UHURA: CLEAR THE HALLWAY!!! COMIN' THROUGH!!! Has Santa beamed off the ship yet?! I need to give him my wish list!!! __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 28 2009, 07:34 PM	#71
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks UHURA: They double the size of the ship and still no bloody bathrooms! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 28 2009, 07:54 PM	#72
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks SCOTTY:He wears those wee goggles because the moronic little bastard likes starin' into the Delta Vegan sun...WHEN it's even visible in these forsaken parts. __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 29 2009, 03:16 AM	#74
Aragorn Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks SCOTTY: Why do you find it so difficult to believe that this man next to me is Riddick?

December 29 2009, 06:31 AM	#75
M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Location: Terra Inlandia	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty: Are you from the future? Kirk (off-camera, nodding at Spock): He is. I'm not Scotty: Well, that's brilliant! Do they still hav- Keenser: NO! Tell him: "NO haggis in future!" It take days to air place out last time. __________________ I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split. — Kurt Vonnegut