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Old December 23 2009, 08:19 PM   #61
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SCOTTY:Don't tell anyone back at Starfleet Command...

but Admiral Archer's beagle?

Keenser here ATE his wee arse when we ran out of meat-flavored protein nibs.
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Old December 23 2009, 08:20 PM   #62
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The last thing Uhura remembered before slamming her head and blacking out was:


What's "Fresh Mop & Glo" ?!
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Old December 24 2009, 06:28 AM   #63
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Scotty: "His people's butts are on their faces. Don't be an ass-ist."
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Old December 24 2009, 04:51 PM   #64
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Keenser (singing): "C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me......
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Old December 24 2009, 05:56 PM   #65
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[QUOTE=Yeoman Randi;3695654]

Keenser (Judge Doom): "When I killed your brother, I. TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIS."
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Old December 24 2009, 06:52 PM   #66
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SCOTTY: We gave you the glasses for a reason. Nae staring at imploding planets with out them.
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Old December 25 2009, 03:55 AM   #67
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Old December 25 2009, 07:14 AM   #68
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Scotty: You're here for the dental X-ray? Great, my assistant here will get you prepped. Oh, ehm...
don't make any remarks about his breath, if you would -- he's a wee bit sensitive about it.
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Old December 28 2009, 07:22 PM   #69
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SCOTTY: What did I bloody get for Christmas?!

YE'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM, LADS.

Bastard smells funny, sheds, leaves wee droppin's everywhere...

And won't stop watchin' me bloody PEE!!
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Old December 28 2009, 07:23 PM   #70
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UHURA: CLEAR THE HALLWAY!!!

COMIN' THROUGH!!!

Has Santa beamed off the ship yet?! I need to give him my wish list!!!
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Old December 28 2009, 07:34 PM   #71
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UHURA: They double the size of the ship and still no bloody bathrooms!
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Old December 28 2009, 07:54 PM   #72
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SCOTTY:He wears those wee goggles because the moronic little bastard likes starin' into the Delta Vegan sun...WHEN it's even visible in these forsaken parts.
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Old December 28 2009, 07:54 PM   #73
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UHURA: MARCO!!

SPOCK(hidden, muffled): POLO...
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Old December 29 2009, 03:16 AM   #74
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SCOTTY: Why do you find it so difficult to believe that this man next to me is Riddick?
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Old December 29 2009, 06:31 AM   #75
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Scotty: Are you from the future?
Kirk (off-camera, nodding at Spock): He is. I'm not
Scotty: Well, that's brilliant! Do they still hav-
Keenser: NO! Tell him: "NO haggis in future!" It take days to air place out last time.
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