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Old December 22 2009, 03:27 PM   #46
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OMG these are all hilarious! You guys are KILLING ME!!!!!
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Old December 22 2009, 03:31 PM   #47
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Noel: "It's okay: my boobs aren't really pointy."
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Old December 22 2009, 04:09 PM   #48
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Kirk: "Finally rid of this thing."
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Old December 22 2009, 04:41 PM   #49
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Noel: "It's called MTV, Jim. Just try to relax and enjoy it."

Kirk: "I am trying-but this 'Union of the Snake' video is freaking me out!"

(a little something for the 80s Generation )
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Old December 22 2009, 04:48 PM   #50
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Kirk: "This is good, but I'm almost out. I'm gonna have to see Carl Spock about another eight-ball."
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Old December 22 2009, 04:50 PM   #51
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Shatner: "Aint no big. I've still got TJ Hooker and Denny Crane to go!"
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Old December 22 2009, 05:58 PM   #52
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Noel: "You appreciate and enjoy when a woman pulls a Dutch Oven on you."






Noel: "You feel it is rude to only look at yourself in the mirror when we have sex."




Noel: "When your shirt is too small, you get a new one."
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Old December 22 2009, 07:28 PM   #53
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KIRK: No one will notice if I open just one.
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Old December 22 2009, 07:32 PM   #54
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Noel: "You do not think Rock You Like A Hurricane is a love song. You do not refer to sex as 'Mommy-time'. You do not hit on my friends and then say you were possessed by an alien. You do not claim getting anal is in the Prime Directive. You do not think there is a superbeing named Q who visits yearly and puts you in strange predicaments."
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Old December 22 2009, 07:35 PM   #55
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Kirk: "Hope Victoria can keep a Secret."
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Old December 22 2009, 11:15 PM   #56
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Noel: "I didn't know that when the Viagra kicked in, everything would go stiff."
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Old December 22 2009, 11:17 PM   #57
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Noel: "Want fries wid dat?"
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Old December 22 2009, 11:19 PM   #58
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Noel: "Um, sir. I don't think that Super Sizing your Value Meal woud be a particularly good idea."
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Old December 22 2009, 11:25 PM   #59
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NOEL: Loosen up Jimmy. Sex with a real live girl will be fun.
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Old December 23 2009, 01:45 PM   #60
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Noel: "You see? I'm right. And the Children Shall Lead really is a dreadful episode."
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