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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old December 21 2009, 11:23 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"

That's all for contest #164, and it's time to announce THE WINNERS!!!

For the first image, we have:

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Worf: "Captain Baldy over there is transferring O'Brien and I over to DS9."

Ro and Geordi: "Take Keiko, too! Take Keiko, too!"
And for the second,

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DATA: "Think this is impressive? You should see what I can do playing poker........probably should not have said that."


With photoshop winner:

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Growling Voiceover Guy: "Tonight's episode of Staaar Trek: TheNextGeneration is brought to you by Budweiser. Buuuudweiser, the King of Beeeeers!"
Well done to everyone who entered!!

This contest's images are as follows. MORBO DEMANDS CAPTIONS.



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Old December 21 2009, 11:36 PM   #2
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No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!
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Old December 21 2009, 11:43 PM   #3
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Hey, a win! That's a nice gift!




Brahms: "Why can't the holodeck make me the Captain of a starship lost in the Delta Quadrant?"





Data, head twitching: "Hmm. Nothing rhymes with 'fully functional' ..."
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Old December 21 2009, 11:48 PM   #4
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Dr. Brahms: "She's a size 6. I"m a 8. I knew you were lying when I asked you if you thought I was fat".


Dr. Brahms "Pivoting Nacelles? That's crazy talk!!! Next, you'd tell me the ship's helmsman will turn into a salamander at warp ten".
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Old December 22 2009, 01:57 AM   #5
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Data: "Out, damn spot."
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Old December 22 2009, 02:24 AM   #6
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Brahms: "'Ample nacelles?' Only a drunken idiot would use that as a pickup line."



Data (singing): "I fell in to a burning ring of fire..."
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Old December 22 2009, 02:28 AM   #7
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Leah: "Forget it, you creep! If you want your little holographic love doll to learn how to moan and sigh, you can damn well teach her yourself!




Data (singing): "Bilbo...Bilbo..."




Leah (miffed): "You like me better the way I looked as a graduate student? Fine! I was skinny, bitchy, sexually inexperienced, humorless and a lesbian! Enjoy!"
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Old December 22 2009, 02:36 AM   #8
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Brahms: "'Scrub my plasma conduit with your tongue?!'"
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Old December 22 2009, 02:43 AM   #9
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<Data plucks out the "Smoke on the Water" hook for an hour. Then, the guitar dissolves.>
Computer Voice: "Enough."
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Old December 22 2009, 03:42 AM   #10
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Brahms: "Geordi! Geordi Cornhole LaForge, what have you been up to? Nothing good, I'm sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing...."
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Old December 22 2009, 03:45 AM   #11
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<Data plucks out the "Smoke on the Water" hook for an hour. Then, the guitar dissolves.>
Computer Voice: "Enough."

^ W.I.N.

game over!
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Old December 22 2009, 03:58 AM   #12
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I'm sure that only applies to amateurs.
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Old December 22 2009, 04:45 AM   #13
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GEORDI: I love her, but I hate you.

BRAHMS: What lame TV show did you rip that off of?
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Old December 22 2009, 04:49 AM   #14
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DATA (singing): I gave my love a cherry that had no stone...
Worf enters, smashes guitar and says: Sorry.
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Old December 22 2009, 06:09 AM   #15
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Geordi <thinking>: Whew. Glad she didn't find the Princess Leia bikini.



If Troi shouts out "Nightbird" I'm going to space her.
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