Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks - Page 4

Gertch · December 22 2009, 02:47 AM

Running Uhura can't keep up with running Spock.

scottydog · December 22 2009, 04:28 AM

Scotty: "Acch, stop your whinin'. You luke good here. I didna think you'd mind me postin' your nudie photos online."

M'Sharak · December 22 2009, 05:46 AM

COLD HANDS!!

Shatmandu · December 22 2009, 08:25 PM

Spock: "If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with him."

Nerys Myk · December 22 2009, 09:12 PM

Pegg: Cripes! Its the director! Get the mask on and don't forget to scrunch down!

cooleddie74 · December 22 2009, 09:31 PM

SCOTTY: Forgive him, lads.

The wee bloke's never seen an old Vulcan with saggin' man boobies before.

cooleddie74 · December 22 2009, 09:32 PM

KEENSER: Don't exacerbate things, sir.

SCOTTY:What's THAT bloody mean?

UHURA: Oh, NO the bitch didn't!!

middyseafort · December 22 2009, 10:41 PM

Uhura: Chapel! You platinum-haired bimbo! You gets your hands off my man!

cooleddie74 · December 22 2009, 10:58 PM

SCOTTY: They still have sandwiches and hidden R2-D2 Easter eggs in films where YE come from?

When the ladies' room on Deck 2 was free...one HAD to take full opportunity of the vacancy.

cooleddie74 · December 22 2009, 10:59 PM

Aye, little one.

Back in the 20th and 21st centuries they called 'em Snuff Films.

Nerys Myk · December 22 2009, 11:00 PM

CREWMAN: Hey!!!!! I just waxed that floor!!!

cooleddie74 · December 22 2009, 11:04 PM

SCOTTY: Winona Ryder can bloody do THAT with ping pong balls, can she?!

Alrik · December 22 2009, 11:29 PM

CREWMAN: "Ya know Ma'am. You've got a pair of legs that make a perfect ass out of themselves."

Alrik · December 22 2009, 11:31 PM

Scotty: "A three-way with you?! Now that's just nasty."

Isis · December 23 2009, 01:37 AM

When they installed an old-style jukebox on the Enterprise, Uhura went a bit overboard.

December 22 2009, 02:47 AM	#46
Gertch Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Running Uhura can't keep up with running Spock.

December 22 2009, 04:28 AM	#47
scottydog Admiral Location: scottydog	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty: "Acch, stop your whinin'. You luke good here. I didna think you'd mind me postin' your nudie photos online." __________________ . Check out my blog profiling today's heroes.

December 22 2009, 05:46 AM	#48
M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Location: Terra Inlandia	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks COLD HANDS!! __________________ I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split. — Kurt Vonnegut

December 22 2009, 08:25 PM	#49
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December 22 2009, 09:12 PM	#50
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Pegg: Cripes! Its the director! Get the mask on and don't forget to scrunch down! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 22 2009, 09:32 PM	#52
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks KEENSER: Don't exacerbate things, sir. SCOTTY:What's THAT bloody mean? UHURA: Oh, NO the bitch didn't!! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 22 2009, 10:41 PM	#53
middyseafort Rear Admiral Location: The Bay Area	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Uhura: Chapel! You platinum-haired bimbo! You gets your hands off my man! __________________ A mild-mannered reporter Literary Masturbation

December 22 2009, 10:58 PM	#54
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks SCOTTY: They still have sandwiches and hidden R2-D2 Easter eggs in films where YE come from? When the ladies' room on Deck 2 was free...one HAD to take full opportunity of the vacancy. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 22 2009, 11:00 PM	#56
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks CREWMAN: Hey!!!!! I just waxed that floor!!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 22 2009, 11:29 PM	#58
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks CREWMAN: "Ya know Ma'am. You've got a pair of legs that make a perfect ass out of themselves."

December 22 2009, 11:31 PM	#59
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty: "A three-way with you?! Now that's just nasty."

December 23 2009, 01:37 AM	#60
Isis Commodore	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks When they installed an old-style jukebox on the Enterprise, Uhura went a bit overboard.