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Old December 22 2009, 01:47 AM   #46
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Running Uhura can't keep up with running Spock.
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Old December 22 2009, 03:28 AM   #47
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Scotty: "Acch, stop your whinin'. You luke good here. I didna think you'd mind me postin' your nudie photos online."
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Old December 22 2009, 04:46 AM   #48
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COLD HANDS!!
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Old December 22 2009, 07:25 PM   #49
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Spock: "If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with him."
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Old December 22 2009, 08:12 PM   #50
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Pegg: Cripes! Its the director! Get the mask on and don't forget to scrunch down!
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Old December 22 2009, 08:31 PM   #51
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SCOTTY: Forgive him, lads.

The wee bloke's never seen an old Vulcan with saggin' man boobies before.
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Old December 22 2009, 08:32 PM   #52
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KEENSER: Don't exacerbate things, sir.

SCOTTY:What's THAT bloody mean?



UHURA: Oh, NO the bitch didn't!!
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Old December 22 2009, 09:41 PM   #53
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Uhura: Chapel! You platinum-haired bimbo! You gets your hands off my man!
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Old December 22 2009, 09:58 PM   #54
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SCOTTY: They still have sandwiches and hidden R2-D2 Easter eggs in films where YE come from?




When the ladies' room on Deck 2 was free...one HAD to take full opportunity of the vacancy.
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Old December 22 2009, 09:59 PM   #55
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Aye, little one.

Back in the 20th and 21st centuries they called 'em Snuff Films.
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Old December 22 2009, 10:00 PM   #56
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CREWMAN: Hey!!!!! I just waxed that floor!!!
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SCOTTY: Winona Ryder can bloody do THAT with ping pong balls, can she?!
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Old December 22 2009, 10:29 PM   #58
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CREWMAN: "Ya know Ma'am. You've got a pair of legs that make a perfect ass out of themselves."
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Old December 22 2009, 10:31 PM   #59
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Scotty: "A three-way with you?! Now that's just nasty."
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Old December 23 2009, 12:37 AM   #60
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When they installed an old-style jukebox on the Enterprise, Uhura went a bit overboard.
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