TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' - Page 6

Rat Boy · December 12 2009, 02:43 AM

Worf (thinking): Those balloons look like testicles!

captain crow · December 12 2009, 03:30 AM

Data: Commander Riker, this caption contest has been going on for so long I have started to get masturbator's arm.

cooleddie74 · December 12 2009, 08:42 PM

DATA: Come ON...

Daddy needs a new pair of positronic neural net inhibitors!!

cooleddie74 · December 12 2009, 08:43 PM

Wallace Shawn's

MY DINNER WITH WORF

Shatmandu · December 17 2009, 05:49 PM

Worf: "The caption contest will run until this asshole rolls a seven."

John Picard · December 17 2009, 06:18 PM

Worf saw the end of the caption contest; however, he would have to run the gauntlet of balloons to get there.

cooleddie74 · December 17 2009, 08:39 PM

WORF: Just TOSS THE DICE, sir.

Or else we will NEVER get out of this simulation.

cooleddie74 · December 17 2009, 08:39 PM

WORF(thinking): This contest over YET?!

I can't stand listening to these two boring fools any longer...

jep · December 18 2009, 11:53 PM

Geordi: "C'mon Worf, let this contest end!!! cooleddie74 has made PAGES of jokes about us."

Ro: "I'm telling you Geordi, Worf has nothing to do with it. The guy running the contest has forgotten about us and is probably off somewhere reading the 'Kama Sulu'."

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Jonas Grumby · December 19 2009, 02:07 AM

Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "C'mon, Worf, have a heart..."
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "Roe says she's gonna keep making..."
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "...that irritating noise until you..."
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
LaForge: "...until you change out the contest!"
Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..."
Worf: "ENOUGH!!"

Triskelion · December 19 2009, 05:05 AM

Geordi: Come on, Worf. Help me crush Ro's nipples.
Worf: You've got her combadger there, Commander. <goes back to squeezing grapes>

cooleddie74 · December 21 2009, 09:13 PM

This was THE last Bar Mitzvah Worf was ever going to attend if he had any say over it.

cooleddie74 · December 21 2009, 09:14 PM

See, Commander?

I would be a NATURAL and a champion at late 20th century Atari video games.

cultcross · December 21 2009, 11:24 PM

Sorry, sorry, work got all busy. People keep killing each other this winter.
Anyway, new contest is up!

December 12 2009, 02:43 AM	#76
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Worf (thinking): Those balloons look like testicles!

December 12 2009, 03:30 AM	#77
captain crow Fleet Captain Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Data: Commander Riker, this caption contest has been going on for so long I have started to get masturbator's arm. __________________ "I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

December 12 2009, 08:42 PM	#78
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' DATA: Come ON... Daddy needs a new pair of positronic neural net inhibitors!! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 12 2009, 08:43 PM	#79
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Wallace Shawn's MY DINNER WITH WORF __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 17 2009, 05:49 PM	#80
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Worf: "The caption contest will run until this asshole rolls a seven." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

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December 17 2009, 06:18 PM	#81
John Picard Vice Admiral Location: Waiting for Dorian Thompson to invite me to lunch	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Worf saw the end of the caption contest; however, he would have to run the gauntlet of balloons to get there. __________________ Don't like my posts? Fill out a report. Psssstttt - Dorian, my location.

December 17 2009, 08:39 PM	#82
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' WORF: Just TOSS THE DICE, sir. Or else we will NEVER get out of this simulation. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 18 2009, 11:53 PM	#84
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Geordi: "C'mon Worf, let this contest end!!! cooleddie74 has made PAGES of jokes about us." Ro: "I'm telling you Geordi, Worf has nothing to do with it. The guy running the contest has forgotten about us and is probably off somewhere reading the 'Kama Sulu'." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

December 19 2009, 02:07 AM	#85
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..." LaForge: "C'mon, Worf, have a heart..." Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..." LaForge: "Roe says she's gonna keep making..." Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..." LaForge: "...that irritating noise until you..." Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..." LaForge: "...until you change out the contest!" Roe: "EEEE...EEEE...EEEE..." Worf: "ENOUGH!!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

December 19 2009, 05:05 AM	#86
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Geordi: Come on, Worf. Help me crush Ro's nipples. Worf: You've got her combadger there, Commander. <goes back to squeezing grapes> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 21 2009, 09:13 PM	#87
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' *This was THE last Bar Mitzvah Worf was ever* going to attend if he had any say over it.** __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 21 2009, 09:14 PM	#88
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' See, Commander? I would be a NATURAL and a champion at late 20th century Atari video games. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 21 2009, 11:24 PM	#89
cultcross Runner Location: United Kingdom	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Sorry, sorry, work got all busy. People keep killing each other this winter. Anyway, new contest is up! __________________ This post terminates here. Please do not attempt to board.