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Old December 20 2009, 04:51 AM   #16
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When the nurse had told Jim to coem back to her qaurters and play "Doctor", this is not what he quite had in mind. Not at all. And he didn't like where it was goin.
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Old December 20 2009, 07:13 AM   #18
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Old December 20 2009, 08:59 AM   #19
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Old December 20 2009, 03:23 PM   #20
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Scotty os: "I dinnae think yer ego will fit in jes that one wee box."



Noel: "Scratching your balls and slapping my arse does not constitute foreplay."




Kirk: "I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."
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Old December 20 2009, 06:07 PM   #21
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Noel: "Look, I don't mind that you wear my panties, I'd just like you to wash out the skids before returning them, unkaay?"

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Old December 20 2009, 08:29 PM   #22
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Wow, a double win! Thanks, Shatmandu. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be too prolific today, as the photo below is a pretty good representation of my front yard at the moment.



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Old December 20 2009, 08:44 PM   #23
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Shatner (during a break): "So your movie idea is for people to sit in a chair like this, with a probe in the back of their head that takes their mind into some kind of computer fantasy? Hehe - don't quit the day job."
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Old December 20 2009, 10:21 PM   #24
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Old December 20 2009, 11:59 PM   #25
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Kirk: "I see what you did there."
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Old December 21 2009, 02:30 AM   #26
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In the future you'll have to watch a PSA about calories before ordering fast food.
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Old December 21 2009, 03:42 AM   #27
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Sulu: "You're a bottom."
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Old December 21 2009, 04:43 AM   #28
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Helen Noel: "Watch the lights, and imagine me....."
Kirk: "Okay, I see the lights."

Helen Noel: "How many lights do you see?"

Kirk: "Four, I see four lights."



Helen Noel: "Watch the lights, and imagine me....."
Kirk: "I see the lights."

Noel: "What am I wearing."

Kirk: "Black boots."

Noel: "Okay, what else?"

Kirk: "Black trousers and a blue shirt."

Noel: "Now wait one damn minute."

Kirk: "Short black hair."

Noel: "Stop."

Kirk: "Pointed ears."

Noel: "Noel to Enterprise."

Scott: "Go ahead."

Noel: "Just beam me into open space, energize."

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Old December 21 2009, 05:53 AM   #29
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Kirk: "Excellent! The plot device has arrived."
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Old December 21 2009, 06:16 AM   #30
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Kirk: "'Penology'. Heh."
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