TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

[tharpdevenport]

When the nurse had told Jim to coem back to her qaurters and play "Doctor", this is not what he quite had in mind. Not at all. And he didn't like where it was goin.

[Triskelion]

[Shatmandu]

[scottydog]

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty os: "I dinnae think yer ego will fit in jes that one wee box."



Noel: "Scratching your balls and slapping my arse does not constitute foreplay."




Kirk: "I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "Look, I don't mind that you wear my panties, I'd just like you to wash out the skids before returning them, unkaay?"

[Isis]

Wow, a double win! Thanks, Shatmandu. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be too prolific today, as the photo below is a pretty good representation of my front yard at the moment.



Isis, in need of some hot chocolate and a fireplace...

[Gertch]

Shatner (during a break): "So your movie idea is for people to sit in a chair like this, with a probe in the back of their head that takes their mind into some kind of computer fantasy? Hehe - don't quit the day job."

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: This is gonna be good.

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I see what you did there."

[Gertch]

In the future you'll have to watch a PSA about calories before ordering fast food.

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "You're a bottom."

[T'Girl]

Johnnyracefan wrote:

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Helen Noel: "Watch the lights, and imagine me....."

Kirk: "Okay, I see the lights."

Helen Noel: "How many lights do you see?"

Kirk: "Four, I see four lights."

Helen Noel: "Watch the lights, and imagine me....."

Kirk: "I see the lights."

Noel: "What am I wearing."

Kirk: "Black boots."

Noel: "Okay, what else?"

Kirk: "Black trousers and a blue shirt."

Noel: "Now wait one damn minute."

Kirk: "Short black hair."

Noel: "Stop."

Kirk: "Pointed ears."

Noel: "Noel to Enterprise."

Scott: "Go ahead."

Noel: "Just beam me into open space, energize."

[SRFX]

Kirk: "Excellent! The plot device has arrived."

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "'Penology'. Heh."