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Old December 20 2009, 01:56 AM   #16
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks



SCOTTY: No, Keenser is not my girlfriend!

KEENSER: Thats not what you said last night.
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Old December 20 2009, 02:01 AM   #17
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Scotty: "Are ye daft? It's not soccer, it's football."
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Old December 20 2009, 02:27 AM   #18
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Uhura: "This photoshop doesn't make any sense! Why am I running toward an owl?"
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Old December 20 2009, 02:30 AM   #19
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Uhura: "Much better, no hooters in sight."

Man: "You got that right."
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Old December 20 2009, 03:02 AM   #20
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Scotty (to himself): "I'm never going to work with one of these cabbage-heads again. This guy only bathes once a decade."
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Old December 20 2009, 04:18 AM   #21
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UHURA: Where'd those two idiots come from?
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Old December 20 2009, 06:40 AM   #22
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Scotty: "Glad you're here: this wee chap told me he was a lass for the first three months."
Kirk: "Jeez."
Scotty: "I plowed his field thrice nightly until I felt around down there and grabbed his pigs and whistle."




Kirk: "Working on important Starfleet business down here?"
Scotty: "Aye."
Keenser: "Mostly fixing Coke machines."
Scotty: "Shut Up!"

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Old December 20 2009, 02:53 PM   #23
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(I think the commercials are unfunny, but doesn't that look like the Geico googley-eyed dollar bill stack on Keenser's shoulder?"




Kirk: "What's that on your apron?"
Keenser: "Been butchering this morning's visitors. Seven time-traveling asswipes from a ship called Voyager. Said they were here to repair the timeline, but he was hungry."
Scotty: "The one what looked like a orange gopher tasted like chicken."
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Old December 20 2009, 03:37 PM   #24
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One of E.Harmonys lesser known success stories.
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Old December 20 2009, 03:55 PM   #25
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Old December 20 2009, 05:43 PM   #26
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Scotty to Kirk and Spock Prime: "I hope you brought some decent food. I've been eatin' Starfleet protien nibs for six months. I'm bleedin' sick of them. Not a square sausage or a tattie in sight. I'm so starved I'm considerin' eatin' me wee oyster-faced mate here."

Keesner: "I hope I give you the shits".


1. Uhura: "Dammit! Who used wax on these corridors?"

2. Uhura: "Oh Shit! Now I have a wedgie. I shouldn't have worn a thong today!"
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Old December 21 2009, 12:04 AM   #27
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(I think the commercials are unfunny, but doesn't that look like the Geico googley-eyed dollar bill stack on Keenser's shoulder?"
I barely watch TV any more, so I hadn't seen the commercials yet, but I think you've got something there.


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Scotty: "The one what looked like a orange gopher tasted like chicken."
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Old December 21 2009, 12:29 AM   #28
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Reaction to James Cameron's Avatar was not as positive as expected.



JJ Abrams: No one will notice that we photoshopped Zoe into this scene!
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Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."



Scotty: "Huh. This "Two Girls, One Cup" video ain't nearly as bad as everyone keeps tellng me it is."
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Old December 21 2009, 05:09 AM   #30
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Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."
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