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Old December 20 2009, 03:04 AM   #16
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Fish Girl, loudly: "If my mouth is full, I can breathe through my gills."
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You are a dirty, dirty old man, Joe.

Let's have lunch.
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Old December 20 2009, 05:17 AM   #17
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Spock: Are you Xerius?
Xerius: Of course I am. See for yourself: Fish Girl has no nose.
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Old December 20 2009, 06:31 PM   #18
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Super Romulan: "I shall use my X-Ray vision to see through her...never mind then. There's some dangling fruit on that vine."
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Old December 20 2009, 07:04 PM   #19
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SPOCK: That's it??? For what we paid, I was expecting boobs.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old December 20 2009, 07:20 PM   #20
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Sitting Klingon: I wish to read her poetry while she hurls objects at my face.
Standing Klingon: I just want her to sit on my face.
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Old December 20 2009, 08:25 PM   #21
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All: (music ends) "Shower, shower, shower!"





McCoy: (Loud slapping sound) "Hi ya Toots!"
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Old December 20 2009, 08:47 PM   #22
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Spock: "As my wise friend and captain once told me: 'Once you go Orion ladyboy, you'll never go back.'"
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Old December 21 2009, 12:02 AM   #23
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M3Green (slow monotone): "....and that's how my third wife left me. After that I got a job at the bakery, and after three days I got fired for putting the wrong kind of flour in the brown bags, what Mr.Red called sloppy working. My boiler burst the next evening so I was up all night trying to hold back the water. I called my brother, but he had been arrested for fraud, and was spending the night in prison. At 2.33 PM I decided to go down to the local parts shop and get some replacement parts for the boiler, but I slipped and twisted my ankle on the way. The hospital was full so they transported me in a rundown ambulance to the Central Hospital 80 miles away. When I got there-"

*Spock grabs wheel, turns car towards ravine*
M3Green: That's not a ravine, it's a quarry.
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After she finished singing, the Gorn ambassador pulled an Ozzy Osbourne and bit her head off.
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Old December 21 2009, 01:08 AM   #25
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SPOCK: I just feel sorry for the Gorn.
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Old December 21 2009, 03:22 AM   #26
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Spock, a little tipsy: "I like black broads."





She didn't expect the slap on the ass, and he didn't expect a full diaper.
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Old December 21 2009, 03:26 AM   #27
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MCCOY: Carl, my man! You holding?

WOMAN: Sorry?!!

MCCOY: Oops, from the back you...nevermind.
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Old December 21 2009, 03:41 AM   #28
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Spock: "I know I ordered the lobster, but all you're getting is a handjob."
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Old December 21 2009, 03:43 AM   #29
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ALIEN: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

SPOCK: Just let me know if I'm close.
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Old December 21 2009, 06:14 AM   #30
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Spock: "You sure this is how you steer this thing?"
<Glurg's eyes roll back, tongue lolls.>




Spock: "Man, I love the Drive-In. I want more popcorn ... <reaches in>"
<Glurg's eyes roll back, tongue lolls.>
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