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Old December 20 2009, 03:04 AM   #16
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Fish Girl, loudly: "If my mouth is full, I can breathe through my gills."
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You are a dirty, dirty old man, Joe.

Let's have lunch.
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Old December 20 2009, 05:17 AM   #17
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Spock: Are you Xerius?
Xerius: Of course I am. See for yourself: Fish Girl has no nose.
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Old December 20 2009, 06:31 PM   #18
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Super Romulan: "I shall use my X-Ray vision to see through her...never mind then. There's some dangling fruit on that vine."
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Old December 20 2009, 07:04 PM   #19
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SPOCK: That's it??? For what we paid, I was expecting boobs.
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Old December 20 2009, 07:20 PM   #20
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Sitting Klingon: I wish to read her poetry while she hurls objects at my face.
Standing Klingon: I just want her to sit on my face.
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Old December 20 2009, 08:25 PM   #21
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All: (music ends) "Shower, shower, shower!"





McCoy: (Loud slapping sound) "Hi ya Toots!"
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Old December 20 2009, 08:47 PM   #22
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Spock: "As my wise friend and captain once told me: 'Once you go Orion ladyboy, you'll never go back.'"
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Old December 21 2009, 12:02 AM   #23
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M3Green (slow monotone): "....and that's how my third wife left me. After that I got a job at the bakery, and after three days I got fired for putting the wrong kind of flour in the brown bags, what Mr.Red called sloppy working. My boiler burst the next evening so I was up all night trying to hold back the water. I called my brother, but he had been arrested for fraud, and was spending the night in prison. At 2.33 PM I decided to go down to the local parts shop and get some replacement parts for the boiler, but I slipped and twisted my ankle on the way. The hospital was full so they transported me in a rundown ambulance to the Central Hospital 80 miles away. When I got there-"

*Spock grabs wheel, turns car towards ravine*
M3Green: That's not a ravine, it's a quarry.
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After she finished singing, the Gorn ambassador pulled an Ozzy Osbourne and bit her head off.
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Old December 21 2009, 01:08 AM   #25
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SPOCK: I just feel sorry for the Gorn.
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Old December 21 2009, 03:22 AM   #26
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Spock, a little tipsy: "I like black broads."





She didn't expect the slap on the ass, and he didn't expect a full diaper.
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Old December 21 2009, 03:26 AM   #27
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MCCOY: Carl, my man! You holding?

WOMAN: Sorry?!!

MCCOY: Oops, from the back you...nevermind.
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Old December 21 2009, 03:41 AM   #28
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Spock: "I know I ordered the lobster, but all you're getting is a handjob."
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Old December 21 2009, 03:43 AM   #29
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ALIEN: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

SPOCK: Just let me know if I'm close.
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Old December 21 2009, 06:14 AM   #30
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Spock: "You sure this is how you steer this thing?"
<Glurg's eyes roll back, tongue lolls.>




Spock: "Man, I love the Drive-In. I want more popcorn ... <reaches in>"
<Glurg's eyes roll back, tongue lolls.>
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