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Old December 19 2009, 09:11 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

Hiya, folks.

I've made a command decision on the caption contests I do: no more running tallies on wins. It drives me up a damned wall doing the changes every week, and I want these to be fun rather than a chore.

If anyone else wants to post a running tab, that's fine with me. I just can't do it.

This past week's contest was a good one. The best are:

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Unfortunately, the performance was marred by Kirk and Sulu's accidental switching of uniform tops.
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Trelane: "Mark my word, pajama boy! Sooner or later, sartorial style shall make a comeback!"
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McCoy (OS): "Do you have ta view everything through a crotch Jim?"
Kirk: "Old habits Bones. Old habits."
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Gah! I can't go if you're looking, Spock!
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Kirk (to himself): "I really should have peed before I left the Enterprise."

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McCoy: "I am certifying them both crazy."
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Hidden Pictures: Find the frog, the owl, the mouse, and the moron.

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McCoy; "Turn them round, see if we can make them kiss, then take a photo".
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MCCOY: Freebird!!!!!!

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Kirk: "Ok,maybe we can strap it to the roof of the shuttle craft."
Spock: "Remind me to never go Christmas tree shopping with you again."
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The Liar of Gothos
Sulu: Oh My!!
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Love the photoshops. Very creative bunch we've got posting here.

Speaking of that, I always like to encourage any lurkers to chime in. Yours cannot be any worse than mine, so have at it!

This week's shots are:






And the odd one:





Have fun. I forsee smikring-Kirk's box getting photoshopped all to Hell ...

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Old December 19 2009, 09:17 PM   #2
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Kirk: "Scotty's been farting in that box for a solid week. Energize. <to self> Suck it, Dr. Adams."



Noel: "The female orgasm is not a myth. It exists."




Kirk: "Scotty? You've got Meth Labs scattered over half the quadrant ..."





Kirk: "Alert the crew."

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Old December 19 2009, 10:15 PM   #3
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Kirk: 'Helen, you know I can't go when somebody's watching...'
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Old December 19 2009, 11:00 PM   #4
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Kirk: "That better not be Sulu in there naked again."



Helen Noel found a sure-fire method for making Kirk remember all the important dates.



Shatner used smelling salts on himself to stay awake during the third season.
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Old December 19 2009, 11:18 PM   #5
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Noel: "You realize that just squeezing my buttcheeks and wacking off isn't enough."
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Old December 19 2009, 11:43 PM   #6
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Kirk: "Bones! Swedish Penology?""
Bones: "No Jim, not what you think."
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Old December 20 2009, 12:21 AM   #7
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Kirk: [to self] Baseball....think of basball....don't get a woodrow right here, right now...
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Old December 20 2009, 01:05 AM   #8
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Kirk: "I got the solution before that pointy-eared bastard did."
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Old December 20 2009, 01:42 AM   #9
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With the arrival of his shipment of Swdish porn, Kirk knew it would be a good week.
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Old December 20 2009, 02:00 AM   #10
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KIRK: Don't I have to wear a lead vest or something when getting X-Rayed?

NOEL: Sorry, it's my first day.
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Old December 20 2009, 02:04 AM   #11
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Noel: "Oh, yeah, shit, before I forget: Spock asked me to tell you to stop looking over at the urinal."
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Old December 20 2009, 02:57 AM   #12
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Kirk: "Good my Jenna Jameson love doll arrived."



Helen Noel: "Watch the light, and imagine me....."

Kirk: "Boing!"


Kirk: (sniff, sniff) "She's been here"
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Old December 20 2009, 03:35 AM   #13
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Thanks for the win, Joe!



Kirk: "Call me suspicious, Mr. Scott, but when Kevin Riley receives a box from Orion marked 'Do Not Open' and with breathing holes punched in the sides, I get curious."




Noel: "Anything yet, Captain? Should I increase the vibration intensity some more?"

Kirk: "*sigh* This thing isn't doing anything except making my balls numb. Dammit! 4,000 quatloos right down the toilet!"




Kirk: "It's Aramis alright! We're on the right trail; Sulu definitely came this way!"
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Old December 20 2009, 03:58 AM   #14
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Old December 20 2009, 04:37 AM   #15
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