Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks - Page 2

Nerys Myk · December 20 2009, 01:56 AM

SCOTTY: No, Keenser is not my girlfriend!

KEENSER: Thats not what you said last night.

scottydog · December 20 2009, 02:01 AM

Scotty: "Are ye daft? It's not soccer, it's football."

scottydog · December 20 2009, 02:27 AM

Uhura: "This photoshop doesn't make any sense! Why am I running toward an owl?"

scottydog · December 20 2009, 02:30 AM

Uhura: "Much better, no hooters in sight."

Man: "You got that right."

Isis · December 20 2009, 03:02 AM

Scotty (to himself): "I'm never going to work with one of these cabbage-heads again. This guy only bathes once a decade."

Nerys Myk · December 20 2009, 04:18 AM

UHURA: Where'd those two idiots come from?

Shatmandu · December 20 2009, 06:40 AM

Scotty: "Glad you're here: this wee chap told me he was a lass for the first three months."
Kirk: "Jeez."
Scotty: "I plowed his field thrice nightly until I felt around down there and grabbed his pigs and whistle."

Kirk: "Working on important Starfleet business down here?"
Scotty: "Aye."
Keenser: "Mostly fixing Coke machines."
Scotty: "Shut Up!"

Shatmandu · December 20 2009, 02:53 PM

(I think the commercials are unfunny, but doesn't that look like the Geico googley-eyed dollar bill stack on Keenser's shoulder?"

Kirk: "What's that on your apron?"
Keenser: "Been butchering this morning's visitors. Seven time-traveling asswipes from a ship called Voyager. Said they were here to repair the timeline, but he was hungry."
Scotty: "The one what looked like a orange gopher tasted like chicken."

Yeoman Randi · December 20 2009, 03:37 PM

One of E.Harmonys lesser known success stories.

scottydog · December 20 2009, 03:55 PM

Shadowcat_559 · December 20 2009, 05:43 PM

Scotty to Kirk and Spock Prime: "I hope you brought some decent food. I've been eatin' Starfleet protien nibs for six months. I'm bleedin' sick of them. Not a square sausage or a tattie in sight. I'm so starved I'm considerin' eatin' me wee oyster-faced mate here."

Keesner: "I hope I give you the shits".

1. Uhura: "Dammit! Who used wax on these corridors?"

2. Uhura: "Oh Shit! Now I have a wedgie. I shouldn't have worn a thong today!"

M'Sharak · December 21 2009, 12:04 AM

Shatmandu wrote:

(I think the commercials are unfunny, but doesn't that look like the Geico googley-eyed dollar bill stack on Keenser's shoulder?"

I barely watch TV any more, so I hadn't seen the commercials yet, but I think you've got something there.

Shatmandu wrote:

Scotty: "The one what looked like a orange gopher tasted like chicken."

bullethead · December 21 2009, 12:29 AM

Reaction to James Cameron's Avatar was not as positive as expected.

JJ Abrams: No one will notice that we photoshopped Zoe into this scene!

Herkimer Jitty · December 21 2009, 05:04 AM

Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."

Scotty: "Huh. This "Two Girls, One Cup" video ain't nearly as bad as everyone keeps tellng me it is."

Gep Malakai · December 21 2009, 05:09 AM

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."

December 20 2009, 01:56 AM	#16
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks SCOTTY: No, Keenser is not my girlfriend! KEENSER: Thats not what you said last night. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 20 2009, 02:01 AM	#17
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December 20 2009, 02:27 AM	#18
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December 20 2009, 02:30 AM	#19
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December 20 2009, 03:02 AM	#20
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December 20 2009, 04:18 AM	#21
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks UHURA: Where'd those two idiots come from? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 20 2009, 06:40 AM	#22
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty: "Glad you're here: this wee chap told me he was a lass for the first three months." Kirk: "Jeez." Scotty: "I plowed his field thrice nightly until I felt around down there and grabbed his pigs and whistle." Kirk: "Working on important Starfleet business down here?" Scotty: "Aye." Keenser: "Mostly fixing Coke machines." Scotty: "Shut Up!" __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest! Last edited by Shatmandu; December 20 2009 at 07:10 AM.

December 20 2009, 02:53 PM	#23
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks (I think the commercials are unfunny, but doesn't that look like the Geico googley-eyed dollar bill stack on Keenser's shoulder?" Kirk: "What's that on your apron?" Keenser: "Been butchering this morning's visitors. Seven time-traveling asswipes from a ship called Voyager. Said they were here to repair the timeline, but he was hungry." Scotty: "The one what looked like a orange gopher tasted like chicken." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

December 20 2009, 03:37 PM	#24
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks One of E.Harmonys lesser known success stories.

December 20 2009, 03:55 PM	#25
scottydog Admiral Location: scottydog	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks __________________ . Check out my blog profiling today's heroes.

December 20 2009, 05:43 PM	#26
Shadowcat_559 Lieutenant Junior Grade Location: Miami Beach, Florida	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty to Kirk and Spock Prime: "I hope you brought some decent food. I've been eatin' Starfleet protien nibs for six months. I'm bleedin' sick of them. Not a square sausage or a tattie in sight. I'm so starved I'm considerin' eatin' me wee oyster-faced mate here." Keesner: "I hope I give you the shits". 1. Uhura: "Dammit! Who used wax on these corridors?" 2. Uhura: "Oh Shit! Now I have a wedgie. I shouldn't have worn a thong today!"

December 21 2009, 12:29 AM	#28
bullethead Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Reaction to James Cameron's Avatar was not as positive as expected. JJ Abrams: No one will notice that we photoshopped Zoe into this scene! __________________ A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s: *Biz Dev Guy*: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.

December 21 2009, 05:04 AM	#29
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough." Scotty: "Huh. This "Two Girls, One Cup" video ain't nearly as bad as everyone keeps tellng me it is." __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.