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Old December 19 2009, 04:09 AM   #1
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The Animated Series Caption Contest #16: Soup To Nuts

Hiya, folks.

I've made a command decision on the caption contests I do: no more running tallies on wins. It drives me up a damned wall doing the changes every week, and I want these to be fun rather than a chore.

If anyone else wants to post a running tab, that's fine with me.

Anyhoot, nice start on the relaunch! The best were:

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MRS. APRIL: They're kinda cute, but why does Lt. Arex keep sucking his thumb?
LIL' SPOCK: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.
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"Looks like someone finally watched Trek XI."
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Tannoy: "Three for one special in Janice Rand's quarters. Three for one special in Janice Rand's quarters. That is all."
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Redshirt (panting): Dammit! Always when I'm in the can!

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Nearly every crew member rued the day almost 5 years ago that Chekov thought it was a clever prank to flush all the Enterprise's condoms down Kirk's toilet.
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Young Spock: "It's my turn to 'prepare new insults for today.' Bitches."
Nicely done, all!

This week's shots are ...












Have at it.

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Old December 19 2009, 04:13 AM   #2
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Spock: "Nailing that would be logical."





Glort: "That's not the gear shift, Mr. Spock."




Ms. Haridian: "That's not the gear shift either."
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Old December 19 2009, 04:26 AM   #3
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Superman, on right: "With my x-ray vision, I can see right through that garb."

Spock: "Is she gorgeous underneath?"

Superman: "I'm talking about the Gorn. He's so hot!"
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Old December 19 2009, 04:43 AM   #4
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Thanks for the win Shatmandu.



The Adventures of Ass Rubbing McCoy: The Animated Series
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Old December 19 2009, 04:55 AM   #5
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Gorn: "Pardon me, Miss, but word around the ship is that you're keen for a big lizard."




McCoy: "The name's Leonard McCoy. But you probably know me better as 'Alexis' from that lesbian chat room you're so fond of!"
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Old December 19 2009, 05:22 AM   #6
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Thanks for the wins.



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Old December 19 2009, 05:47 AM   #7
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Gorn: "How'd you like a little lizard in your gizzard?"





Glort: "We never talk anymore: with you, it's always straight to the handjob in the car."




McCoy: "I did warm my hand. That's my penis."
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Old December 19 2009, 01:48 PM   #8
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Thanks for the win!



Spock: "If this were live action, I'd so be double dipping that... If this were live action that is."




Camille: "What fanwanker thought up a Star Trek Red Dwarf crossover."
Spock: "Shut the smeg up, Gelf, and turn into skinny Uhura again, but this time with boobs."




Uhura: "Listen Captain, I'm no scientist or xenobiologist. I'm just a communications officer. But what Doctor McCoy said is real. I've seen shit on that planet that will turn you white!"
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Old December 19 2009, 06:03 PM   #9
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Gorn: "Come back to my place, baby. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."



Spock: "It's December and you haven't set your clock back an hour yet? No wonder we're always so fucking late to work."



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Old December 19 2009, 07:17 PM   #10
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Kirk (offscreen): "Now, calm down madam, you're safe now, I promise. Tell me again about the attack. The creature that destroyed the outpost, can you describe it? Ummm-hmmmm. Okay, it was pale, looming, it breathed heavily and attacked from behind-- BONES! CUT IT OUT!"
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Old December 19 2009, 07:26 PM   #11
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"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, Magizmo the Gorn, master of magic, and his loooovely assistant, Devna! For his first trick, Magizmo will make the Cestus III outpost disappear"



M3Green (slow monotone): "....and that's how my third wife left me. After that I got a job at the bakery, and after three days I got fired for putting the wrong kind of flour in the brown bags, what Mr.Red called sloppy working. My boiler burst the next evening so I was up all night trying to hold back the water. I called my brother, but he had been arrested for fraud, and was spending the night in prison. At 2.33 PM I decided to go down to the local parts shop and get some replacement parts for the boiler, but I slipped and twisted my ankle on the way. The hospital was full so they transported me in a rundown ambulance to the Central Hospital 80 miles away. When I got there-"

*Spock grabs wheel, turns car towards ravine*
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Old December 19 2009, 08:38 PM   #12
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Spock: "For a guy with as many arms as you have, you can't drive stick for shit."
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Old December 19 2009, 08:39 PM   #13
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Super Vulcan: "Give me a second, and I'll liven this party up ..."
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Old December 19 2009, 08:47 PM   #14
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Fish Girl: "Oh, so they all ogle the green one who looks like she has Rigellian herpes all over her body and they think I'm the freak?"
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Old December 19 2009, 08:50 PM   #15
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Fish Girl, loudly: "If my mouth is full, I can breathe through my gills."
<All males turn their full attention toward her. Green slut deflates.>
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