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Old December 19 2009, 05:15 AM   #1
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Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

Hiya, folks.

I've made a command decision on the caption contests I do: no more running tallies on wins. It drives me up a damned wall doing the changes every week, and I want these to be fun rather than a chore.

If anyone else wants to post a running tab, that's fine with me. I just can't do it.

Anyways, this past week was epic. And we've gone beyond snorting liquid and moved to trail mix in the sinuses. Can shit pants be far behind?

My favorites were:

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"I am unfamiliar with this man's bicycle."

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Princess Leia: "Help me, Captain Robau! You're my only hope!"


scottyclaus wrote: View Post
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Even Nero couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
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Nero, Corporate Efficiency Consultant: "FIRE EVERYBODY!"
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"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!"
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Ayel: Hey Assface, I've picked up a federation starship.
Assface Nero: [fart sounds]
Ayel: But, Sir.
Assface Nero: [louder fart sounds]
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"Who mixed up the ketchup and red matter again! What a world, what a world."
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REBOOT EVERYTHING!!!!!
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Nero: "I can explain this...no...really. Um, just give me a minute."
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Nero: "Tiger Woods was a great man...but that was another wife!"
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Man, those were great. Nicely played, everyone.

This week's bit is:



And the oddity:



Have fun.

Joe, fin
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Old December 19 2009, 05:16 AM   #2
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Scotty: "The other me has hair?"






Uhura: "OPRAH'S ON!"
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Old December 19 2009, 05:32 AM   #3
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Thanks for the wins! I'm surprised, though that you picked my weakest caption.




Scotty: "C'mon, do it."

Keenser: "No."

Scotty: "Please?"

Keenser: "I said no."

Scotty: "You did it for last year's graduating class."

Keener: [grumbles]

Scotty: "Mr. Spock will love it."

Keener: [sighs, singing] "Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, you great big greedy nincompoop..."





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Old December 19 2009, 05:34 AM   #4
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Pegg: "Hi. I'm Simon Pegg and this is Bea Arthur. We're here for the Star Trek auditions."




Uhura: "Outta my way, Hennessy! And I swear to God if you try to catch a reflection off this floor up my skirt again as I go by, I'll kick your balls up into your throat!"
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Old December 19 2009, 05:45 AM   #5
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Scotty: "What arsehole told you I was a drug dealer?"




No matter how far she ran, Saldana couldn't find the rest of her costume.
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Old December 19 2009, 05:50 AM   #6
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Leggy Uhura Hightails It from the Evil Lense Flare Monster
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Old December 19 2009, 05:53 AM   #7
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Cruel Crewman: "Hey, Stick! If Nichelle Nichols had tried to run like that, she'd have knocked herself unconscious!"
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Old December 19 2009, 05:57 AM   #8
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Get Ellen Degeneres in here and we're all set.



Sulu: (offscreen) 5 bucks says she crashes into the cart.
Chekov: (offscreen) You're on.
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Old December 19 2009, 07:41 AM   #9
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Kirk: [Offscreen] "Is it a fast ship?"

Scotty: "Are ye kidding? This bonny lass is the ship that made tha Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs."

Kirk: "Bullshit."

Scotty: "Up yer shaft."



Running Spock: "Bitch is stealing my gig!"



Uhura: "Must... hurry... before... free food sample stand... closes. Must... stop... talking like SHATNER!"
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Old December 19 2009, 04:43 PM   #10
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Average Trek BBS poster's first take on this picture: She looks photo-shopped.



Uhura (to herself as she runs to Spock's quarters): It's pon farr time! It's pon farr time!
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Old December 19 2009, 08:38 PM   #11
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Uhura: Where the fuck is the ladies' room on this ship?!
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Old December 19 2009, 08:45 PM   #12
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Scotty: "You eat like a bean and you're done!"

Keenser (thinking): Guess he doesn't know my species are cannibals.



Saldana (thinking): Cameron didn't make me do all this running shit for Avatar.
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Old December 19 2009, 10:26 PM   #13
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In between takes:
Pegg: It's a big laugh line, Roy. I wanna get it right when we film the scene. Let me run a few more by you. How about, I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting.
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's bleeding exciting!
Deep Roy: Don't improvise.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Did it.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Worst yet.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Got it.
Pegg: Thanks.
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Old December 19 2009, 11:01 PM   #14
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Scotty: "Hang on; he always needs me to hold his hand when I take him to the bathroom for tinkies."
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Old December 20 2009, 12:05 AM   #15
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

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In between takes:
Pegg: It's a big laugh line, Roy. I wanna get it right when we film the scene. Let me run a few more by you. How about, I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting.
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's bleeding exciting!
Deep Roy: Don't improvise.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Did it.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Worst yet.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Got it.
Pegg: Thanks.
Brilliant!
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