Humorous Thanksgiving Poll

Plecostomus · November 26 2009, 01:46 PM

Ok enough serious holiday shit, lets have some fun.

Plecostomus · November 26 2009, 07:01 PM

*POKE*

J. Allen · November 26 2009, 08:33 PM

Oh, God, don't poke! I'm stuffed!

J.

Plecostomus · November 26 2009, 08:44 PM

J. Allen wrote:

Oh, God, don't poke! I'm stuffed!

J.

What, they crammed bread up your ass as well? Told you to stop acting like a turkey online!

ShamelessMcBundy · November 26 2009, 08:44 PM

He may burst.

Plecostomus · November 26 2009, 08:57 PM

ShamelessMcBundy wrote:

He may burst.

Wet cleanup to the Misc Department, Wet Cleanup Misc Department.

ShamelessMcBundy · November 26 2009, 08:58 PM

I'm thankful i don't have to clean that up.

Candlelight · November 26 2009, 09:01 PM

Whoever votes for 'multiple orgams' and is female, please come (*snigger*) to my office.

Plecostomus · November 26 2009, 09:02 PM

ShamelessMcBundy wrote:

I'm thankful i don't have to clean that up.

Sounds like a job for MODMAN.

ShamelessMcBundy · November 26 2009, 09:02 PM

Well he does run this shit, i guess it's only fair that he cleans it up too ...

Spaceman Spiff · November 26 2009, 10:18 PM

I knew you'd have a "________ crammed up ________'s ass" option in here, but even I was surprised it'd be the first option.

Robert Maxwell · November 26 2009, 10:43 PM

I wholeheartedly approve of this fucking poll. There was nothing crammed up the ass of my $8 rotisserie bird, though. I feel cheated.

Plecostomus · November 26 2009, 11:01 PM

Spaceman Spiff wrote:

I knew you'd have a "________ crammed up ________'s ass" option in here, but even I was surprised it'd be the first option.

I aim to please.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 26 2009, 11:03 PM

Turkey, yes. Stuffing crammed up its ass, no. Had that separately.

And definitely no )(#%* "turducken".

Side note: Yes, it's called STUFFING. Anyone who calls it "dressing" should be beaten like a rented mule.

sidious618 · November 26 2009, 11:04 PM

Lady Gaga, no doubt.

View Poll Results: What are you thankful for?
Birdflesh With Bread Crammed Up Its Ass! (Unholy!)	7	36.84%
Lady GaGa (Who?!)	5	26.32%
Facebook (OMG SHUT UP TAKE IT TO LIVE JOURNAL!)	4	21.05%
Multiple Orgasms (OH GOD YES)	6	31.58%
Black Friday (Wreck The Malls Fa La La La La)	1	5.26%
Your wife. (cue porno music)	3	15.79%
Not stepping on those lego in the middle of the night...	0	0%
I am thankful the new Trek movie didn't suck.	13	68.42%
What.... is that SMELL?!	1	5.26%
Witty comment enclosed (below)	2	10.53%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

November 26 2009, 01:46 PM	#1
Plecostomus Commodore Location: Official forum sex god	Humorous Thanksgiving Poll Ok enough serious holiday shit, lets have some fun.

November 26 2009, 07:01 PM	#2
Plecostomus Commodore Location: Official forum sex god	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll POKE

November 26 2009, 08:33 PM	#3
J. Allen Trekkie™ Location: A Quantum State	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll Oh, God, don't poke! I'm stuffed! J. __________________ -------------------- "Laser effects, mirrored balls; John Williams must be rolling around in his grave!" - Homer Simpson

November 26 2009, 08:44 PM	#5
ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Location: Wreath of Khan	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll He may burst. __________________ "I just don't see you as a Southern belle." -RoJoHen, to me

November 26 2009, 08:58 PM	#7
ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Location: Wreath of Khan	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll I'm thankful i don't have to clean that up. __________________ "I just don't see you as a Southern belle." -RoJoHen, to me

November 26 2009, 09:01 PM	#8
Candlelight Admiral Location: New Zealand	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll Whoever votes for 'multiple orgams' and is female, please come (snigger) to my office. __________________ "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."

November 26 2009, 09:02 PM	#10
ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Location: Wreath of Khan	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll Well he does run this shit, i guess it's only fair that he cleans it up too ... __________________ "I just don't see you as a Southern belle." -RoJoHen, to me

November 26 2009, 10:18 PM	#11
Spaceman Spiff Intrepid Explorer	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll I knew you'd have a "________ crammed up ________'s ass" option in here, but even I was surprised it'd be the first option. __________________ "Love means never having to say you're ugly." - Dr. Phibes

November 26 2009, 10:43 PM	#12
Robert Maxwell Cherry Chassis Location: The Track	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll I wholeheartedly approve of this fucking poll. There was nothing crammed up the ass of my $8 rotisserie bird, though. I feel cheated. __________________ Your crash was, like, spectacular! My world simulation project! Also: Women and Men: Self-Image and Rape Culture

November 26 2009, 11:03 PM	#14
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll Turkey, yes. Stuffing crammed up its ass, no. Had that separately. And definitely no )(#%* "turducken". Side note: Yes, it's called STUFFING. Anyone who calls it "dressing" should be beaten like a rented mule. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

November 26 2009, 11:04 PM	#15
sidious618 Admiral Location: New York, US	Re: Humorous Thanksgiving Poll Lady Gaga, no doubt. __________________ We've met before, haven't we?