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Old November 20 2009, 09:35 PM   #121
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PICARD:"Classmates.com is just bloody useless.

Half my graduating class died in the Cardassian or Tzenkethi wars. This is getting damned depressing."
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Old November 20 2009, 09:36 PM   #122
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SERGEY:"Did ve come at a bad time, son?"

HELENA:"Should ve return AFTER you finish masturbating?"
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Old November 20 2009, 09:44 PM   #123
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Tell me, Counselor, should I use a chronological approach to my archeology speech, or -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
There can be no justice so long as laws are -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
With the first link, a chain is forged -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE -
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I'm Gloria. From Cleveland.
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Old November 20 2009, 09:58 PM   #124
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Picard: "He's a strange young man, alright, but he did seem to care very deeply for this Britney person..."
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Picard: You see here, it's Data's severed head on this E-Bay listing! How can this be?
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Old November 20 2009, 10:28 PM   #126
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Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..."
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Old November 21 2009, 03:58 PM   #127
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Picard: "Look at this historical holo, Troi. What is Sulu doing with that can of Crisco?"

Troi: "I don't know, sir."

Picard: "And what is he wearing?? Are those.... assless chaps?"


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Old November 21 2009, 08:20 PM   #128
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Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..."
Troi: "Is that an indirect Admiral Cooleddie reference, sir?"
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Old November 21 2009, 08:20 PM   #129
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PICARD: Bloody HELL.

I think Admiral Nechayev just RickRolled me.
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Old November 21 2009, 09:20 PM   #130
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Picard: "Says here they're trying to get Starfleet to change the name of the Crazy Horse. They say it's offensive. <Cups hands and shouts at screen> FUCK YOU, SAVAGES!"
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Old November 21 2009, 09:27 PM   #131
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TROI:"Only 21 followers on your Twitter page, sir?"

PICARD:"Well...

I'm busy all the time.

And...stuff."
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Old November 22 2009, 05:05 AM   #132
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T: Sir, I don't think the ship's visual pickups are meant to be used this way....
P: She's a doctor. She ought to be used to clinical scrutiny of embarassing nakedness.



Sergei: See? Now he looks even less like me. I don't think he's my son.
Helena: <slaps the back of his head>
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Old November 23 2009, 11:14 AM   #133
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And that's it for this contest, the new one's up!
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