Facts About Captain Robau

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau knows who you are, saw what you did, and HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS! I suggest that you make peace with your god now.

[cooleddie74]

Robau's Twinkies last even longer than regular ones. So much so that when the universe collapses in on itself only two things will remain.

Robau. And his stash of Twinkies.

[KirkusOveractus]

Before seeing this movie, and the subsequent DVD purchase, I had to sign a waiver due to exposure to Robau.

[Cyke101]

The Big Bang was originally the concept of space/time running as fast as it could in all directions in fear of Robau's badass.

[Voyagerian]

They would have placed a DVD extra, 'The Greatness of Robau' in the release...but the Robau Effect extends to all recordings, such that, our primitive technology cannot withstand its power for long enough...

[6079SmithW]

They say a picture's worth a thousand words. The 5,000th post picture is worth 5,000 Robau facts. And it haunts me. In my dreams, in my mind's eye it calls to me, whispering, "Robau...Robau..."

[Rush Limborg]

For those who dare to wonder what is Captain Robau's first name:

"Robau" is his first name. His last name is Maximus--because only that name is sufficiently awesome enough to be worthy of His Supreme Awesomeness.


AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!

(Trans: ALL HAIL CAPTAIN ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!)

[6079SmithW]

The opening scene of D-Day from "Saving Private Ryan" was loosely based on games of King of the Hill Robau played as a child. The actual games were far more epic and gruesome, with 1000% more blood, casualties, and missing appendages.

[Rush Limborg]

^ Who would be stupid enough to challenge Robau for Kingship of The Hill?

[6079SmithW]

They are called Romulans. Such noobs to think they can challenge Robau's authority. Pfft.

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau was going to include a commentary on the DVD and the Blu-Ray*. But it was so badass that it spontaneously formed its own film which is nothing but Robau's voice reading the Starfleet operations manual over and over.

* that would actually be a kinda cool idea....a 'Badass' option with pop up Robau facts

[6079SmithW]

Robau once contemplated the possibility of the existence of a higher power in the universe that was above even him. This thought lasted 0.00000003 seconds and then Robau laughed, because he is the highest power in existence.