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Old November 19 2009, 10:23 PM   #31
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

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Would you pickle them or just let them gradually dry out into old leather bags that smell like belly button lint? (You gotta think ahead for these sort of things)
Arrrrgggh. I came back to this thread hoping someone would have posted more pics in defense of Nicole DeBoer's curvaceousness, and this soul-numbing imagery is my reward. Have you no mercy, sir? No sense of decency?
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Old November 19 2009, 11:27 PM   #32
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

The answer is a catch 22.

I mean, I can't really say that I wouldn't want Ezri to have bigger boobs.

That being said, it wouldn't have made her more interesting. She would need to be.. not a counselor for that to happen.
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Old November 20 2009, 12:22 AM   #33
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

I always thought Ezri was quite self absorbed (waits for boob jokes).
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Old November 20 2009, 12:31 AM   #34
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

Shocked with you guys thinking that Ezri Dax is flat chested! Shocked that you guys can only think a woman with her natural body shape would really be so engrossed with the size of her breasts.
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Old November 20 2009, 12:36 AM   #35
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

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If anything she wasn't flat chested enough, I always advocated cutting off those bad boys and sending them to me so that I could look at them every day and go "Tee hee, I have Nichole de Boer's boobs!"

But I am a very demented person.
That's just sick. Cutting off a woman's breasts and not giving her replacement breasts from a donor's bank?

They have donor banks, right? Maybe she could use Marliyn Monroe's and become some sort of Frankenbreast.

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Shocked with you guys thinking that Ezri Dax is flat chested!
I am shocked, shocked that there is gambling going on in here.
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Old November 20 2009, 12:38 AM   #36
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Shocked with you guys thinking that Ezri Dax is flat chested!
I am shocked, shocked that there is gambling going on in here.
Right now it is even money that Ezri Dax would win a wet t-shirt contest against Kes
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Old November 20 2009, 01:15 AM   #37
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

I've noticed that most often when a woman is in a military uniform she doesn't look as feminine... and her breasts aren't as eye-catching.
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Old November 20 2009, 01:23 AM   #38
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

I never thought I'd say this, but right now we really a new round of PSGarak's Miss DS9 Universe threads to bring back some normalcy to this forum.
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Old November 20 2009, 01:30 AM   #39
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

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That's just sick. Cutting off a woman's breasts and not giving her replacement breasts from a donor's bank?
They used to have breast donor banks, but people kept eating them so they turned it into a fried food restaurant chain.

Or is that chicken breasts I'm thinking about?
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Old November 20 2009, 01:36 AM   #40
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That's just sick. Cutting off a woman's breasts and not giving her replacement breasts from a donor's bank?
They used to have breast donor banks, but people kept eating them so they turned it into a fried food restaurant chain.

Or is that chicken breasts I'm thinking about?
Yes I know, I have been to KFC. Was not Jeffrey Dahmer a cook at KFC?
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Old November 20 2009, 01:50 AM   #41
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

The subject is kinda funny (in a surreal kind of way), but I can't decide whether the OP is serious or not

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Agreed.... Next we'll see a debate on whether or not Worf's penis has extra ridges like his forehead.
I thought it was a given.

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I've noticed that most often when a woman is in a military uniform she doesn't look as feminine... and her breasts aren't as eye-catching.
Well, I'm not surprised. Males military uniforms doesn't show six-pack abs, either. That's juts not their purpose to be sexy or alluring.
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Old November 20 2009, 02:00 AM   #42
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

Couldn't Bashir and O'Brien alter the transporters to increase her breast size everytime she took the transporter? Bashir can alter the Bio-thingamajigs to increase the mass of her boobs by a small percent and the Chief has the tech-knowhow to alter the transporters to tie into the Doctors boob enhancing medical database, so boom! Everytime she takes the transporters her boobs grow a quarter cup!


over comm traffic Ezri Dax, report to Transporter Room 3 at once!
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Old November 20 2009, 03:07 AM   #43
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

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I never thought I'd say this, but right now we really a new round of PSGarak's Miss DS9 Universe threads to bring back some normalcy to this forum.
Where is PSGarak, anyway? I agree, we do need a new round. And that the pageant is downright sane compared to this discussion.
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Old November 20 2009, 03:14 AM   #44
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Re: Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

Where is PSGarak, anyway? I agree, we do need a new round. And that the pageant is downright sane compared to this discussion.
Just be glad the subject is not about the female members of this message board about their bra size
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Old November 20 2009, 04:01 AM   #45
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When Kes was fired for a busty woman, Voyager improved in ratings. When Jadzia Dax quit and was replaced with Ezri Dax, was she so flat chested that the rating of DS9 just got so bad it lead to the series being canceled? If Ezri had a bigger chest, would she have been more accepted?
Even if it had been a ratings issue, I'm not so shallow. No, I like breasts of all sizes, and breasts are hardly the only thing I look at. I think Ezri was definitely cute, and I find her as attractive as I found Jadzia. Kind of like how I find both Jolene Blalock and Milla Jovovich attractive.
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