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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 9 2009, 10:42 PM   #61
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Picard: "It seems I had a relative who died in Nigeria... and his Ferengi estate executor says if I "easy send the detells of my crediting accounts" to him, I will receive "$226 millions of dollars" from the estate."

Troi: "Hmmm... that Ferengi has the spelling skills of a Packled."



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Old November 10 2009, 06:23 AM   #62
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See Vorf? I told you they vould fit.
A warrior does NOT wear tiney whiteys!
Nikolai liked his. Kurn liked his. Vhy don't you try them out and you can be like the three Muskateers. They vere varriors too!
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Old November 10 2009, 04:27 PM   #63
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Picard: "I've started a thread asking why the stupid, stupid studio doesn't start a new Enterprise series."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>
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Old November 10 2009, 08:12 PM   #64
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Picard: "Is that Data's cat Spot playing the keyboard?"

<*Troi slaps him on the back of the head*>
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Old November 10 2009, 08:14 PM   #65
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Picard: "I swear I didn't see your 'Friends Request'."
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Old November 10 2009, 09:02 PM   #66
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Picard: Apparently I can save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico ...
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Old November 10 2009, 09:07 PM   #67
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PICARD:"Wait...wait a moment, Counselor.

Don't leave yet!

You HAVE to see this...

it's a clip called Two Admirals, One Cup!"
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Old November 10 2009, 09:08 PM   #68
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SERGEY:"So, Worf...did de unabrow ever grow back in?"

HELENA:"That VAS a mighty horrid fart-lighting accident, you know!"
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Old November 11 2009, 03:34 PM   #69
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Troi: Captain, it is wise to familiarise yourself with the technical specifications, but don't you think you are overdoing it? You've been staring at the readouts for over an hour.

Picard: I guess you don't need to be an empath to tell that I'm nervous. (wryly) It's odd. I can face down a Romulan Warbird, a Cardassian battle cruiser, even a Borg cube, but this....this has me worried.

Troi: If you'd prefer someone else handled it...

Picard: No. I agreed to help you in this matter counsellor, you have my word. Still...(reading from screen) duralinium construction, tri-titanium coating, neutronium reinforcement, not too mention the size and and shape....tell me counsellor, why did you order this particular model?

Troi: It's like my mother always told me. Never settle for second best when buying pegging equipment.
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Old November 11 2009, 06:22 PM   #70
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Picard: "Is that Data's cat Spot playing the keyboard?"
Troi: "Captain, that is what is known as a meme."
Picard: "A meme?"
Troi: "Very simply put, it is an image passed around via the internet."
Picard: "I see." < Looks thoughtfully at the picture >
Picard: "So is that Data's cat Spot?"
<*Troi whacks him on the back of the head*>

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Old November 11 2009, 07:39 PM   #71
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Picard: "For the last seven hours, I've been on YouTube watching young people light their farts."
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Old November 12 2009, 07:22 PM   #72
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PICARD:"So...Commander Data was right after all.


Early 21st century YouTube WAS nothing but young adults and teenagers being whacked in the genitals with objects."
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Old November 12 2009, 07:23 PM   #73
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SERGEY:"Still playing makeup and dressup after ALL dees years are ve?"

HELENA:"Tell me, Worf...did you ever learn how to valk in high heels?"
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Old November 12 2009, 07:49 PM   #74
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PICARD:"So...Commander Data was right after all.


Early 21st century YouTube WAS nothing but young adults and teenagers being whacked in the genitals with objects."
Troi: "You forgot the young Asian girls farting in boys' faces. The sociologists are having a field day with that one!"
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Old November 12 2009, 08:10 PM   #75
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PICARD:"So...Commander Data was right after all.


Early 21st century YouTube WAS nothing but young adults and teenagers being whacked in the genitals with objects."
Troi: "You forgot the young Asian girls farting in boys' faces. The sociologists are having a field day with that one!"
PICARD:"And this two girls/one cup thing...I'm not even GOING To hazard a speculative guess at what that meant."
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