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November 6 2009, 11:11 PM
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
If Robau posts on his blog that he likes Police Academy 8, then the Academy will nominate it for every possible Oscar category, i.e. ...
Best Supporting Actor
G.W. Bailey - Police Academy 8
Bobcat Goldthwait - Police Academy 8
David Graf - Police Academy 8
Bubba Smith - Police Academy 8
Michael Winslow - Police Academy 8
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One of my first memories of being on TrekBBS was some poster who said chess was as violent of a sport as football. How do you top that?
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November 6 2009, 11:51 PM
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#4742
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Rear Admiral
Location: Star Trekkin Across the universe.
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Aragorn wrote:
If Robau posts on his blog that he likes Police Academy 8, then the Academy will nominate it for every possible Oscar category, i.e. ...
Best Supporting Actor
G.W. Bailey - Police Academy 8
Bobcat Goldthwait - Police Academy 8
David Graf - Police Academy 8
Bubba Smith - Police Academy 8
Michael Winslow - Police Academy 8
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And it will win them all because Robau is THAT awesome.
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November 6 2009, 11:55 PM
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#4743
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Fleet Admiral
Location: Section 203, Yankee Stadium
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
You have the right to sing the blues (with Captain Robau). You have the right to cable TV (all the programs will be about Captain Robau). You have the right to paint the walls, but only Robau's favorite colors.
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- Joe Buck, 2009 World Series Game 6, November 4, 2009
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November 7 2009, 12:08 AM
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#4744
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Commodore
Location: Dantooine, I'm On Dantooine
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Cyke101 wrote:
Robau gave Hawaii five Ohs.
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Robau thinks that's pretty freakin' funny. 
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There... Are... FOUR... Lens Flares!!!
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November 7 2009, 03:31 AM
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#4745
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Commander
Location: Basking in Robau's awesomeness.
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Actually, "Infinite diversity in infinite combinations" refers to the numbers, types and various combinations of ways that Robau could kill you.
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November 7 2009, 03:36 AM
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#4746
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Rear Admiral
Location: Star Trekkin Across the universe.
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau once crushed a man with his pinky.
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November 7 2009, 03:37 AM
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#4747
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Admiral
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau has seen the entire second season of Firefly.
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One of my first memories of being on TrekBBS was some poster who said chess was as violent of a sport as football. How do you top that?
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November 7 2009, 04:16 AM
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Commander
Location: Basking in Robau's awesomeness.
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau was so displeased after watching "These are The Voyages..." that he willed an NX-class into being and made his own Enterprise series finale starring himself in every role at the same time. Upon being viewed by a test audience, Robau was forced to cancel his version from being broadcast because the entire test audience died of spontaneous cerebral overload caused by the shear brilliance, depth, and gloriousness of Robau's vision.
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November 7 2009, 05:01 AM
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#4749
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Rear Admiral
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
The reason Voyager's torpedoes were able to easily tear through a Borg cube is because they were filled with the essence of Robau.
6079SmithW wrote:
The Galactica never runs out of vipers because Robau constantly wills new ones into existence.
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He did the same with Voyager.
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November 7 2009, 08:35 AM
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
"chk-chk ROBAU!!!," said the shotgun to the head.
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--Chris Pine, Carol Marcus, and half the galaxy
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November 7 2009, 09:45 AM
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Lieutenant Junior Grade
Location: Juggalo nation... we`re everyware biatch
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
kirk didnt scale [COLOR=#2200cc]mt capitan[/COLOR], he climed up Captain Robeau's greatness, and he shook him off like a flee
Captain Robeau's d!%K is so big its measured in light years
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November 7 2009, 03:50 PM
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Rear Admiral
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Broccoli wrote:
The reason Voyager's torpedoes were able to easily tear through a Borg cube is because they were filled with the essence of Robau.
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That information is top-secret; prepare for the wrath of Robau.
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I was Jeri before she was.
"Isis" made animated by Carpe Occasio -- thanks!
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November 7 2009, 03:59 PM
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#4753
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Rear Admiral
Location: Star Trekkin Across the universe.
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Jeri wrote:
Broccoli wrote:
The reason Voyager's torpedoes were able to easily tear through a Borg cube is because they were filled with the essence of Robau.
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The painful painful wrath of Robau.
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November 7 2009, 05:08 PM
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#4754
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Commodore
Location: Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
The painful, yet delightfully musical wrath of Robau.
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Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
(Sending out love to JPTrekker for my Sombrero-ized Yeoman Rand avatar!)
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November 7 2009, 05:15 PM
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Commodore
Location: Dantooine, I'm On Dantooine
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau CAN speak Hovitos.
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November 7 2009, 06:49 PM
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#4756
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Commander
Location: Basking in Robau's awesomeness.
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau's DNA contains a carefully encrypted code that, when decoded, tells humanity the meaning of life. Too bad it has proven impossible for geneticists to sequence Robau's genome.
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November 7 2009, 06:51 PM
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Captain
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
don't like the name Robau do you
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November 7 2009, 07:34 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Location: The Warped Sector of the Obtuse Quadrant
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau got stranded in the Delta Quadrant once, but got back in less than one week by hijacking Borg cubes at phaser-point and seducing the Queen.
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A SPIKE LEE JOINT
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November 7 2009, 07:39 PM
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau used slipstream drive by rubbing two wooden sticks together really fast.
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"Kirk is still a consummate flirt. But he's a workaholic, which is why he never has a sustained relationship."
--Chris Pine, Carol Marcus, and half the galaxy
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November 7 2009, 07:42 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Location: The Warped Sector of the Obtuse Quadrant
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Re: Facts About Captain Robau
Robau once broke the warp barrier with a stream of his own urine.
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Cooleddie74(TM)
A SPIKE LEE JOINT
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