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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 5 2009, 02:16 AM   #31
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Picard: "What the blazes is this???"

Troi: "It's called bukkake, sir. We thought you'd like it."

Picard: "We?"

Troi: "Well, yeah. See? There's Will, and there's Worf. This penis over here at the very edge of the screen belongs to....
hmmm... Mr. Barclay I think. And over there is Geordi and Chief O'Brien. Oh, and over here is the senior security staff from Starbase 5.

Picard: "Oh dear God...."


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Old November 5 2009, 02:26 AM   #32
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Troi: And that's why we don't wear assless chaps to the beach.
Picard: Oh dear.
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Old November 5 2009, 02:53 AM   #33
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Picard: "Women can have ORGASMS?"
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>





Picard: "He says he's a Nigerian Prince, and he needs our help with ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>





Picard: "I'll click this link provided by Commandah Rikah ..."
Rick Astley: "If there's ... anything you need ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>
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Old November 5 2009, 03:10 AM   #34
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Picard: "You know that Grace Kelly had some big breasts."


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Old November 5 2009, 03:33 AM   #35
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WORF: You said you would wait!
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Old November 5 2009, 03:46 AM   #36
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Picard: "Ooh. Wait. I thought 'Two Girls, One Cup' might be about Earl Grey."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>
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Old November 5 2009, 04:24 AM   #37
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Picard: So this is what Commander Riker does in the bath?
Troi: Mm hmm.
Picard: Lather up the top of his head and say "Make it so, Admiral"? Who is he trying to be?
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Old November 5 2009, 10:08 AM   #38
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Worf: Mirror mirror on the wall, what are my chances with the fairest of them all... Kahless $*%&ing Dammit... Riker!!!
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Old November 5 2009, 06:25 PM   #39
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Troi: "... and then there was the time we were having sex and Worf sharted himself ..."
Worf: "GETTHEFUCKOUT!"
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Old November 5 2009, 11:24 PM   #40
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"Scarred by internet porn" took on a whole new meaning when Picard stumbled upon Lwaxana's Myspace page.
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Old November 5 2009, 11:46 PM   #41
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PICARD: I didnt think you could do that in zero g.

TROI: Riker didn't either.
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Old November 6 2009, 02:17 AM   #42
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Picard: "I love this show."

Troi: "Um... Captain."

Picard: "It's called Star Trek: The Next Generation"

Troi: "Captain, that's a mirror.

Picard: "You mean... ?"

Troi: "Yes... you have a date with Wesley tonight, so it's time to put on your assless chaps."


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Old November 6 2009, 02:37 AM   #43
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Picard: "Frankly, what your mother and I choose to do in the privacy of our own sex dungeon is none of your business."
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Old November 6 2009, 03:38 AM   #44
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Picard: "I've been tracing Wesley's family tree. Did you know that his great-great-grandfather was Hikaru Sulu?"

Troi: "No... but that would explain a lot of things."

Picard: "Indeed."


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PICARD:"Why didn't you ever TELL ME your mother made scheisse videos when she was younger?!"
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