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Old October 9 2009, 09:28 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

That's all on contest number 161, and it's time to announce THE WINNERS!!!

For the first image,

Rat Boy wrote: View Post



Riker: "I warmed her up for you."
And for the second,

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Yar: "In the event of a security alert, the tribble on my head flashes blue and spins in place, and I start whining loudly, like this... 'Weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee'"
I couldn't decide on a photoshop winner, so we have a double bill:

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"But I th-th-th-th-th-thought you'd like it when I went digital, Data, b-b-b-b-baby!"

Good job everybody who contributed.

Onto this time's images, and Riker's being a bit of a douche:



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Old October 9 2009, 09:49 PM   #2
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Re: TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'



Data - Intriguing... So this is what Riker meant when he said that somebody "flashed" their breasts at him...




Riker - All right, the camera is installed and ready to go...
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Old October 9 2009, 10:08 PM   #3
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Director (OS): "Alright, cut it, cut it! I don't care if Michael Ovitz is her agent, that's too damn much key light!"




LaForge: "Oh, great, thanks, Commander! Where did you find it?"

Riker: "In a Jeffries tube, right next to the ventilation grill to Counselor Troi's quarters."

LaForge: *embarrassed silence*

Riker: "Do I need to say anything more, or do we understand each other?"
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Old October 9 2009, 10:42 PM   #4
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Re: TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post



LaForge: "Oh, great, thanks, Commander! Where did you find it?"

Riker: "In a Jeffries tube, right next to the ventilation grill to Counselor Troi's quarters."

LaForge: *embarrassed silence*

Riker: "Do I need to say anything more, or do we understand each other?"




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Old October 9 2009, 10:45 PM   #5
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Re: TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'



Scene from the unreleased David Lynch directed episode "My dinner with the lens flare people of Omni Persei 8"



Riker: Call me stinknuts again, I dare you!
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Old October 9 2009, 10:47 PM   #6
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Riker: "Just as I thought, you're not blind at all, you're just faking it to get workman's comp!!!"


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Old October 9 2009, 11:07 PM   #7
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Riker: "I checked with Dr. Crusher, Geordi. You don't have glaucoma."

Geordi: "Duuude, you're totally killing my buzz."


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Old October 10 2009, 03:46 AM   #8
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Hey hey! A win! Much thanks!






Secret Santa didn't say secret for long ...



















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Old October 10 2009, 03:46 AM   #9
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It seems to me, she lived her life, like a candle in the wind..."




Riker: You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy...
Riker: You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that.
Geordi: But you were afraid.
Riker: Yes.
Geordi: Of me?
Riker: Of us. Of what we might become...
Riker: ... or that you might think that was a line.
Geordi: Maybe I do think it's a line.
Riker: Then you think I'm not sincere.
Geordi: I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like a knock at the door.
Riker: Then you're inviting me in.
Geordi: I'm not sending you away.
Riker: That's more than I expected.
Geordi:Is it as much as you hoped?
Riker: To hope is to recognize the possibility; I had only dreams.
Geordi: Dreams can be dangerous.
Riker: Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
Geordi: Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me.
Riker: Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart in my day and the soul in my night.
Wesley [interrupting] I don't think this is my style.
Geordi: Shut up, kid!
[to Riker, saucily]
Geordi: Tell me more about my eyes.


(I apologize for the cheap joke, but it's the first thing that came to mind.)
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Old October 10 2009, 05:04 AM   #10
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DATA: We don't take canon violations lightly around here.




RIKER: Ok, you're not faking.
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Old October 10 2009, 05:24 AM   #11
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Q: "Oh, don't worry about her, trust me. You'll feel better later if you don't get too attached to her."



Riker: "Now are you going to stop looking through my clothes?"
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Old October 10 2009, 06:02 AM   #12
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A sneak preview of TNG Remastered, edited by JJ Abrams.
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Old October 10 2009, 06:15 AM   #13
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Data: Tasha, the light reflected off of your nipple ring is blinding us.



Riker: How many times have I told you to quit stealing Deanna's barrettes?



Riker: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banana clamp.
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Old October 10 2009, 06:16 AM   #14
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Old October 10 2009, 06:20 AM   #15
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Riker never forgave the winner.
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