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Old October 9 2009, 06:44 PM   #1
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Simpson poses nude for Playboy

No, not Jessica Simpson. Not even Ashley Simpson.








Marge Simpson. I kid you not.

Here's the cover: (don't worry mods, no naughty bits shown)








Oh, BTW, from the article:

New CEO Scott Flanders said the idea is to attract readers in their 20s to a magazine where the average reader's age is 35.
Heh.
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Old October 9 2009, 06:46 PM   #2
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If this is real, and any guy here buys it and wanks off to it ... you shouldn't be allowed to have a penis.
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Old October 9 2009, 06:59 PM   #3
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You know, I wish some people weren't allowed to post their nonsense.
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Old October 9 2009, 07:04 PM   #4
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Re: Simpson poses nude for Playboy

It's not like we haven't seen her naked of course. Oh, wait...

Interestingly... this part of the article makes a bit of a mockery of this here thread title:
Marge isn't going to bare all, though, as the magazine said there will only be "implied nudity" in the three-page pictorial.
"Implied.... or implode?" [Mom, make him stop! - Lisa]
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Old October 9 2009, 07:09 PM   #5
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Old October 9 2009, 07:10 PM   #6
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Re: Simpson poses nude for Playboy

So, this is the market strategy:

Attract younger customers by showing nearly-naked pictures of a cartoon woman for cash, when those people could just as easily get more graphic porn of the same woman for free on the internet (should they, you know, be so inclined.)

Am I missing something here? Is it the sheer novelty factor that's supposed to spur that impulse buying?
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Old October 9 2009, 07:28 PM   #7
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You know, I wish some people weren't allowed to post their nonsense.
Did you find this offensive or something?
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Old October 9 2009, 07:31 PM   #8
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Re: Simpson poses nude for Playboy

I think it's funny.
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Old October 9 2009, 07:34 PM   #9
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Did you find this offensive or something?
Not at all. I actually think it's a rather cute idea. That was just my reaction to the non-sequitur of the preceding poster.
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Old October 9 2009, 07:39 PM   #10
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Re: Simpson poses nude for Playboy

And in the next issue box:

Bare Naked Ladies!
But all you get is this.
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Old October 9 2009, 07:45 PM   #11
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Rule 34 man, Rule 34

Of course we all know Lois Griffin would go all the way. none of this "implied" nudity BS

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If this is real, and any guy here buys it and wanks off to it ... you shouldn't be allowed to have a penis.
You know someone will.
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Old October 9 2009, 07:50 PM   #12
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So, this is the market strategy:

Attract younger customers by showing nearly-naked pictures of a cartoon woman for cash, when those people could just as easily get more graphic porn of the same woman for free on the internet (should they, you know, be so inclined.)

Am I missing something here? Is it the sheer novelty factor that's supposed to spur that impulse buying?
Yeah, the folks are Playboy are failing to understand why their wares don't appeal to the under-30 crowd.

Nobody wants to pay for porn when they can get it free on the Internet!
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Old October 9 2009, 07:57 PM   #13
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Well there is more to Playboy than that...used to be anyway. Good lord Ray Bardbury and Asimov both have wrote for the magazine-- for an example. Playboy has, for the most part, always been about the "Playboy lifestyle" and people aren't interested in that much anymore.
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Old October 9 2009, 08:05 PM   #14
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I was really hoping it'd be Jessica Simpson but since it just had Simpson in the title I had a feeling there was a twist coming.
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Old October 9 2009, 08:26 PM   #15
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Of course we all know Lois Griffin would go all the way. none of this "implied" nudity BS
Lois Griffin would be on Brazzers.
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