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Old September 28 2009, 07:30 AM   #61
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Data: We may have a problem, Sir.
Riker: What is it?
Data: It's a negative situation that requires a solution. But that's not important right now...




What the hell is a viper? And why do you keep calling me Starbuck?
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Old September 28 2009, 03:45 PM   #62
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I don't think the Munchkin Delegation of the Dunkin Torus Outpost have ever seen a diplomatic jelly donut eating contest cancelled by a blizzard of confectioner's sugar before, Data. We Starfleet officers really showed 'em a thing or two about their own business.
Yes sir. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to find a restricted area in which to explosively decompress my colon unit.
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Old September 28 2009, 09:37 PM   #63
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RIKER:"Couldn't you save ONE Krispy Kreme, Data?


Gluttonous mechanical fatass."
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Old September 30 2009, 04:28 AM   #64
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Riker: "<Sigh> Data, dust is not an aphrodisiac."

Data: "YOU LIE!"

Riker: "You reeeeeally need to have Geordi look at that emotion chip. I think it's stuck on 'whore'."


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Old September 30 2009, 08:30 PM   #65
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STAR TREK:TNG

THE SEARCH FOR AL CAPONE'S HEAD'S VAULT
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Old September 30 2009, 10:18 PM   #66
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"Say goodnight, Spacie..."
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Old October 2 2009, 12:30 AM   #67
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"I was nuts for the girl....and what did it to me was these big titties she had."


(Extra points for anyone who can tell me the movie the obscure quote is from. No Googling!!")


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Old October 6 2009, 12:10 AM   #68
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Riker: "This isn't what I meant when I asked you to 'take the old dirt road.'"
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Old October 6 2009, 04:22 PM   #69
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(Best off-screen Crocodile Hunter voice):

"Crikey, the two bull males are squaring off for another battle. And this is deadly serious, mate. The winner, e'll be the ship's Alpha Male. e'll have his pick of the best quarters, the best food, and naturally the best women.

The loser... well... 'is future won't be too good mate. e'll be the ship's newest comfort sheila for the Officers on those long, long periods between shore leave."


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Old October 6 2009, 10:34 PM   #70
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Data: Time to make the donuts.
Riker: I made the donuts!
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Old October 6 2009, 11:27 PM   #71
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Riker: "Riker to Enterprise!!! We're under fire!!! The Viet Cong have us surrounded!!! Calling for an immediate dust-off!!!!"


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Old October 7 2009, 02:03 AM   #72
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"But I th-th-th-th-th-thought you'd like it when I went digital, Data, b-b-b-b-baby!"
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Old October 8 2009, 12:43 AM   #73
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DATA:"Permission to change the bag in the Dirt Devil, Commander?"

RIKER:"Granted.

And install a new FILTER while you're at it."
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Old October 8 2009, 10:23 PM   #74
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Riker: "This isn't what I had in mind when you invited me to a powder puff game, Data."

Data: "Step off, bitch."



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Old October 9 2009, 05:28 PM   #75
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Riker: At least you've got a new Tasha Yar memorial commode. This holographic representation of your sex life is still better than Wesley's.
Data: Ah. The Leffler billiards room.
Riker: With all blue balls.
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