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Old September 23 2009, 05:37 PM   #31
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After the infamous "Don't do drugs" speech in "Symbiosis," Picard had Tasha's jaw wired shut
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Old September 23 2009, 08:24 PM   #32
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CHASING TASHA

The new, controversial dramedy from director Kevin Smith






DATA:"I for one could not believe THAT much space cocaine could fit in a Pakled balloon."
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Old September 23 2009, 08:25 PM   #33
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"Now, gentlemen...Captain...if you'll excuse me?

I have to go get washed.

And BLOWN."
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Old September 23 2009, 09:28 PM   #34
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"Mornin' Sam."
"Mornin' Ralph."
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Old September 23 2009, 09:40 PM   #35
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*NOM*NOM*NOM*NOM*NOM*
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Old September 23 2009, 09:55 PM   #36
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Forced labor in the Brown Sugar mines of Delta Omicron IX.

Often spoken of. Rarely witnessed.
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Old September 23 2009, 09:57 PM   #37
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Riker: "I appreciate the fact that you are trying to master mimicking sneezing, however, in the future I would suggest dialing it back by about 90% and never do in a talcum powder factory."
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Old September 23 2009, 10:09 PM   #38
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Riker: "Maybe you shouldn't tease your hair so much Tasha, it looks like you've made it mad."

Tasha (under breath): "Douchebag."
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Old September 23 2009, 10:14 PM   #39
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It usually got down and dirty when Data and Riker visited the Red Light District.
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Old September 24 2009, 12:28 AM   #40
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All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it


PICARD: I thought that was banned in the peace accords following World War III.

DATA: Incorrect. It survived as the Planetary Anthem of the Turkana IV Colony.

PICARD: No wonder the colony failed.
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Old September 24 2009, 04:25 AM   #41
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Old September 24 2009, 07:00 PM   #42
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DATA:"I am now finished with her, Commander.

Be forewarned...the Gingerbread prostitutes of this planet are MOST unsanitary."
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Old September 24 2009, 07:01 PM   #43
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Melanie Griffith.

In a role that WON'T surprise you.
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Old September 25 2009, 04:05 AM   #44
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Riker: Get yourself cleaned up Commander. You look like a mess.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: I don't know what you got away with on your last ship, but this is the Enterprise. We set a different standard.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: What's that?
Data: I said yes sir.
Riker: Now get out of my sight before I snap you back to ensign so fast your head will spin.
Data: Yes sir. <leaves>
Riker: Putz.
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Old September 25 2009, 04:29 AM   #45
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Frakes: "What's up, Hairline?"
Spiner: "Not much, Double-Chin."
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