TNG Caption This #161 - "Petty Charades"

[Cuhl]

After the infamous "Don't do drugs" speech in "Symbiosis," Picard had Tasha's jaw wired shut

[cooleddie74]

CHASING TASHA

The new, controversial dramedy from director Kevin Smith





DATA:"I for one could not believe THAT much space cocaine could fit in a Pakled balloon."

[cooleddie74]

"Now, gentlemen...Captain...if you'll excuse me?

I have to go get washed.

And BLOWN."

[B.J.]

"Mornin' Sam."
"Mornin' Ralph."

[B.J.]

*NOM*NOM*NOM*NOM*NOM*

[cooleddie74]

Forced labor in the Brown Sugar mines of Delta Omicron IX.

Often spoken of. Rarely witnessed.

[Alrik]

Riker: "I appreciate the fact that you are trying to master mimicking sneezing, however, in the future I would suggest dialing it back by about 90% and never do in a talcum powder factory."

[Alrik]

Riker: "Maybe you shouldn't tease your hair so much Tasha, it looks like you've made it mad."

Tasha (under breath): "Douchebag."

[Alrik]

It usually got down and dirty when Data and Riker visited the Red Light District.

[Nerys Myk]

All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

PICARD: I thought that was banned in the peace accords following World War III.

DATA: Incorrect. It survived as the Planetary Anthem of the Turkana IV Colony.

PICARD: No wonder the colony failed.

[Shatmandu]

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I am now finished with her, Commander.

Be forewarned...the Gingerbread prostitutes of this planet are MOST unsanitary."

[cooleddie74]

Melanie Griffith.

In a role that WON'T surprise you.

[Triskelion]

Riker: Get yourself cleaned up Commander. You look like a mess.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: I don't know what you got away with on your last ship, but this is the Enterprise. We set a different standard.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: What's that?
Data: I said yes sir.
Riker: Now get out of my sight before I snap you back to ensign so fast your head will spin.
Data: Yes sir. <leaves>
Riker: Putz.

[Shatmandu]

Frakes: "What's up, Hairline?"
Spiner: "Not much, Double-Chin."