What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin - Page 14

Hartzilla2007 · July 29 2009, 01:20 AM

Captain Robau likes the Kelvin just fine. Anyone that has a problem with it can take it up with him and he may take it under consideration assuming your still alive at that point.

Nerys Myk · July 29 2009, 01:39 AM

cooleddie74 wrote:

Nerys Myk wrote:

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

The NX-01 has a lot of aerodynamic streamlining and pleasing curves. The Kelvin is blockier than a Scion xB. Most people interpret chunky and blocky as a visual short-hand for lower-tech and streamlined and sexy as visual short-hand for more high tech stuff.

So a Corvette looks more advanced than a Hummer?

Depends. The vehicle? Or an erect penis?

I think the Corvette is a penis (or a penis by proxy)

Herkimer Jitty · July 29 2009, 01:56 AM

And a Hummer is a 6-pack and a set of pecs.

Now we just need arms, legs, and a head and we can have a fairly politically incorrect version of that lame Vehicle Voltron.

Hartzilla2007 · July 29 2009, 02:19 AM

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

And a Hummer is a 6-pack and a set of pecs.

Now we just need arms, legs, and a head and we can have a fairly politically incorrect version of that lame Vehicle Voltron.

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Sector 7 · July 29 2009, 04:54 PM

Jeri wrote:

plynch wrote:

Try peanut butter sandwich with m&ms. You won't regret.

My husband would dig that; he's a fan of Reese's. At the moment I am snacking on Jelly Bellies, the mixed assortment. Trying to hold off lunch, and they are doing the job.

I loved the Sugar-Free Jelly Bellies, but can no longer find them around here. They were great for satisfying my diabetic cravings.

Jeri wrote:

Blue food is simply a bad idea.

News article from AOL News today: http://news.aol.com/health/article/blue-mandms-may-reduce-spine-injuries/591604?icid=main|main|dl3|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fnews. aol.com%2Fhealth%2Farticle%2Fblue-mandms-may-reduce-spine-injuries%2F591604.

Jeri · July 29 2009, 05:45 PM

Sector 7, I just saw that! I'm going to read that later; very interesting. Yes, Jelly Bellies will sure kill your appetite. A very few of them make a good dessert for that reason. I think it has to do with all the flavor they pack into them. Your taste buds are assaulted, and they're done

. I had no idea they had sugar-free; if you say they are good, I will look for them.

CaptainDonovin · July 29 2009, 05:50 PM

Since you guys are back on the M&M thing there are now coconut m&m out, not bad.

And what's wrong with blue food? I know a certain Andorian whou would argue that. He might even have to fight the mighty Robau over it.

Jeri · July 29 2009, 05:51 PM

The only blue food I like is blue-veined cheeses -- and I like them way too much! But in general, like the cheese, blue connotes mold.

scofieldx · July 29 2009, 06:28 PM

Kirk DID save 800 lives. Pike was including the crew of the Narada. Had Captain Robau been in command, the Narada would have easily been destroyed.

Yeoman Randi · July 30 2009, 04:11 PM

Hartzilla2007 wrote:

Captain Robau likes the Kelvin just fine. Anyone that has a problem with it can take it up with him and he may take it under consideration assuming your still alive at that point.

whew! Good thing for me that i loved the Kelvin, just the way it was. Like JERI said, for me it depicts awesomeness and badassery.

god you gotta love this site. so many wonderful and shiny words.

cooleddie74 · July 30 2009, 05:24 PM

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back. But then...well...you know what transpired.

The Castellan · July 31 2009, 01:13 PM

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

And a Hummer is a 6-pack and a set of pecs.

Now we just need arms, legs, and a head and we can have a fairly politically incorrect version of that lame Vehicle Voltron.

OY! I liked Vehicle Voltron. I was/am sick of Lion force.

Plus the only good lion voltron was GO LION!, uncut and uncensored.

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back.

That image is terrifying....and how the smeg does one make a lowriding space ship?

Jeri · July 31 2009, 02:25 PM

cooleddie74 wrote:

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back. But then...well...you know what transpired.

I think he's going to have to make a trip to the salvage yard and pick up a few spare parts.

cooleddie74 · July 31 2009, 07:05 PM

Jeri wrote:

cooleddie74 wrote:

Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back. But then...well...you know what transpired.

I think he's going to have to make a trip to the salvage yard and pick up a few spare parts.

Make sure the helm console has a steering column fashioned from silver chain links.

Jeri · July 31 2009, 09:13 PM

por supuesto...

July 29 2009, 01:20 AM	#196
Hartzilla2007 Vice Admiral Location: Star Trekkin Across the universe.	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin Captain Robau likes the Kelvin just fine. Anyone that has a problem with it can take it up with him and he may take it under consideration assuming your still alive at that point.

July 29 2009, 01:56 AM	#198
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin And a Hummer is a 6-pack and a set of pecs. Now we just need arms, legs, and a head and we can have a fairly politically incorrect version of that lame Vehicle Voltron. __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

July 29 2009, 05:45 PM	#201
Jeri Vice Admiral Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin Sector 7, I just saw that! I'm going to read that later; very interesting. Yes, Jelly Bellies will sure kill your appetite. A very few of them make a good dessert for that reason. I think it has to do with all the flavor they pack into them. Your taste buds are assaulted, and they're done . I had no idea they had sugar-free; if you say they are good, I will look for them. __________________ I was Jeri before she was. Isis made animated by Carpe Occasio; thanks!

July 29 2009, 05:50 PM	#202
CaptainDonovin Fleet Captain Location: Minnesota	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin Since you guys are back on the M&M thing there are now coconut m&m out, not bad. And what's wrong with blue food? I know a certain Andorian whou would argue that. He might even have to fight the mighty Robau over it. __________________ Long live DS9!

July 29 2009, 05:51 PM	#203
Jeri Vice Admiral Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin The only blue food I like is blue-veined cheeses -- and I like them way too much! But in general, like the cheese, blue connotes mold. __________________ I was Jeri before she was. Isis made animated by Carpe Occasio; thanks!

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July 29 2009, 06:28 PM	#204
scofieldx Cadet	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin Kirk DID save 800 lives. Pike was including the crew of the Narada. Had Captain Robau been in command, the Narada would have easily been destroyed.

July 30 2009, 05:24 PM	#206
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin Robau WAS going to turn the Kelvin into one giant lowrider with awesome woofers in the back. But then...well...you know what transpired. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

July 31 2009, 09:13 PM	#210
Jeri Vice Admiral Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA	Re: What I Don't Like About the USS Kelvin por supuesto... __________________ I was Jeri before she was. Isis made animated by Carpe Occasio; thanks!