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Old July 13 2009, 08:36 PM   #211
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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That's because you love penis, hate vagina.
We did find a bra one time in our movie theater...and someone panties.

Just...saying Kirk don't forget them.

Depends who was in the movie. If you could name names, I could let you know if they belong to me or to some 13 year old who got frisky over a 3D Jonas Brothers concert.

13 year olds get frisky over 3D Jonas Brothers concerts?!

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Old July 13 2009, 08:36 PM   #212
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

I have the worst gas today.

Who's up for some snugglin'?
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Old July 13 2009, 08:54 PM   #213
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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I have the worst gas today.

Who's up for some snugglin'?
Here's Shameless's phone number. He's ALWAYS up for snuggling.
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Old July 13 2009, 08:58 PM   #214
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

Kirk's_Tights wrote: View Post
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Kirk's_Tights wrote: View Post

That's because you love penis, hate vagina.
We did find a bra one time in our movie theater...and someone panties.

Just...saying Kirk don't forget them.

Depends who was in the movie. If you could name names, I could let you know if they belong to me or to some 13 year old who got frisky over a 3D Jonas Brothers concert.
Can't remember. Don't want to remember.
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Old July 13 2009, 09:01 PM   #215
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

Plecostomus wrote: View Post
SmoothieX wrote: View Post
I have the worst gas today.

Who's up for some snugglin'?
Here's Shameless's phone number. He's ALWAYS up for snuggling.
I'm always up.

Ahh Smoothie. My old pen pal.
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Old July 13 2009, 09:04 PM   #216
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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*loads K'eh into basket and hops into elevator*

Hope you like it warm.
I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
"Down Boy"

*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners


Ok so she wasn't drunk enough. Next time going to make it a 20-liter bucket just to be safe.


*shakes ice out of pants*

Darn son has returned home ~ have to reliquish control of machine.

Goodnight Gentlemen and Plec
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Old July 13 2009, 09:06 PM   #217
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

ShamelessMcBundy wrote: View Post
Plecostomus wrote: View Post
SmoothieX wrote: View Post
I have the worst gas today.

Who's up for some snugglin'?
Here's Shameless's phone number. He's ALWAYS up for snuggling.
I'm always up.

Ahh Smoothie. My old pen pal.
I thought Eddie was always up for snuggling as well :\
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Old July 13 2009, 09:15 PM   #218
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

We take turns.
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Old July 13 2009, 09:17 PM   #219
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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We take turns.
Squiggy is going to be disappointed
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Old July 13 2009, 09:21 PM   #220
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

K'ehleyr wrote: View Post
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I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
"Down Boy"

*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners


Ok so she wasn't drunk enough. Next time going to make it a 20-liter bucket just to be safe.


*shakes ice out of pants*

Darn son has returned home ~ have to reliquish control of machine.

Goodnight Gentlemen and Plec

Good night. I'll be hiding somewhere awkward if you need me.

*the Phantom Pervert disappears in a cloud of KY jelly boxes and condom wrappers*

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Old July 13 2009, 09:40 PM   #221
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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We take turns.
Squiggy is going to be disappointed
He knows where he stands.
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Old July 13 2009, 09:40 PM   #222
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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We take turns.
Squiggy is going to be disappointed
He knows where he stands.
Yeah and...he likes where he stands.
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Old July 13 2009, 09:41 PM   #223
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

That's what worries me.
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Old July 13 2009, 09:51 PM   #224
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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Squiggy is going to be disappointed
He knows where he stands.
Yeah and...he likes where he stands.
Behind a boy.

[/oh snap]
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Old July 13 2009, 09:52 PM   #225
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He knows where he stands.
Yeah and...he likes where he stands.
Behind a boy.

[/oh snap]
You like it
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