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Old May 26 2009, 09:47 PM   #1
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"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

Like many of us have seen in the movie threads in recent weeks, I thought it'd be cool to pick a few random, popular episodes of ENTERPRISE and give them the "Line-By-Line" treatment to see how much we all remember from them after four to eight years! So if there's no objection, I'll kick things off with the first line of the premiere episode from September of 2001!




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Old May 26 2009, 10:13 PM   #2
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Henry Archer: "Zefram Cochrane would be proud of you."
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Old May 27 2009, 02:06 AM   #3
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Little Jonny: I know the whole speech by heart.
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Old May 27 2009, 09:49 AM   #4
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Jonny (brushing model): "When's it going to be ready to fly?"

Henry: "Let the paint dry first."

Jonny: "No, I meant your ship."
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Old May 27 2009, 07:50 PM   #5
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Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

HENRY: It's not even done being built yet. You know that!
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Old May 27 2009, 08:48 PM   #6
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Jonny: "Will it be bigger than Ambassador Pointy's ship?"
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HENRY: His name is Soval. And I told you to stop calling him that, Jonathan...
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Old May 28 2009, 01:18 AM   #8
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Johnny: "Well, Billy Crook told us that we would be flying at warp 5 by now if the Vulcans hadn't kept things from us."
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Henry: "Well, they have their reasons... God knows what they are."

Cut to many years later (30 did the caption say?), a crashed spaceship still smouldering in a cornfield. A Klingon emerges chased by two Suliban.
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Klaang: "urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...aarghh. ..urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh" (etc)
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Old May 28 2009, 10:21 AM   #11
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Several laser bolts later and Klaang runs into a corn silo, locking the door.

A farmer is alerted by all this and loads his rifle. Back where the actions is, a Suliban squeezes under the door, opens it from the other side to allow the other one in.

Klaang bursts out of the top silo hatch, landing on the ground, running a few metres before turning and firing. The Silo explodes and piece of shrapnel barely misses him.
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Old May 28 2009, 10:29 AM   #12
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Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!"
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Old May 28 2009, 10:42 AM   #13
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Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!"
^ Wouldn't his name be Ron? Considering his surname's Moore and all...
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Old May 28 2009, 11:46 AM   #14
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< Apologies in advance to Marc Okrand and any serious students of Klingonese >

Klaang: "M'whaah! M'whaah! M'whaah! Q'aurah. F'aah Doooh!"
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Joe: "I don't understand a word your saying, but I know how to use this!"
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