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Old May 23 2009, 08:49 PM   #31
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Re: Unbelievable

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The bridesmaid should have just said "Yep, I got pregnant to ruin your wedding! Muah ha ha ha!"

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Old May 23 2009, 10:42 PM   #32
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My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license
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Old May 23 2009, 11:00 PM   #33
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My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license
Ok, but not more complex than that.
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Old May 24 2009, 12:06 AM   #34
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Re: Unbelievable

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My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license
No blood test in Vegas.
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Old May 24 2009, 12:07 AM   #35
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My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license
No blood test in Vegas.

Hot damn! Now where's Karl Urban at?.....
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Old May 24 2009, 01:07 AM   #36
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Poetic justice would be that the caterer fucks up the menue, the service lets the dishes crash down several times and somebody gets shitface drunk and goes on a drunken spree throughout the wedding.. oh and it should be the worst weather anyone can recall for a long time.

That woman is an egoistic bitch and that she is so fast to bad mouth some of her "friends" only to switch targets like she's on shooting practice speaks volume about her character.

If i were vindictive i'd ask the radio station for a copy of this and mail it to everyone i know and who knows us both.
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Old May 24 2009, 01:22 AM   #37
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I'd pay the hairdresser real money to mess up her hair and makeup. That alone should do it. Talk about "ruining her wedding photos."
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Old May 24 2009, 01:55 AM   #38
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I love Bridezilla stuff! What amazes me are the idiots who still want to marry these shrews. If I was engaged to a chick who turned out to be a total (censored) I would dump her.
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Old May 24 2009, 02:50 AM   #39
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Don't forget the blood tests and license
No blood test in Vegas.

Hot damn! Now where's Karl Urban at?.....
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Old May 24 2009, 05:22 AM   #40
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I'd pay the hairdresser real money to mess up her hair and makeup. That alone should do it. Talk about "ruining her wedding photos."
Maybe the photographer could just insert some lens flares?
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