Unbelievable - Page 3

miraclefan · May 23 2009, 08:49 PM

plague wrote:

The bridesmaid should have just said "Yep, I got pregnant to ruin your wedding! Muah ha ha ha!"

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(5 year old kid)Mommy, why was I borned? ( mother)Because Mommy wanted to get back at a real bitch! (kid) OH!

Crusher Disciple · May 23 2009, 10:42 PM

JonathonWally wrote:

My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license

JonathonWally · May 23 2009, 11:00 PM

Crusher Disciple wrote:

JonathonWally wrote:

My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license

Ok, but not more complex than that.

John Picard · May 24 2009, 12:06 AM

Crusher Disciple wrote:

JonathonWally wrote:

My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license

No blood test in Vegas.

Crusher Disciple · May 24 2009, 12:07 AM

John Picard wrote:

Crusher Disciple wrote:

JonathonWally wrote:

My thoughts on marriage? Vegas, Elvis, Done.

Don't forget the blood tests and license

No blood test in Vegas.

Hot damn! Now where's Karl Urban at?.....

FPAlpha · May 24 2009, 01:07 AM

Poetic justice would be that the caterer fucks up the menue, the service lets the dishes crash down several times and somebody gets shitface drunk and goes on a drunken spree throughout the wedding.. oh and it should be the worst weather anyone can recall for a long time.

That woman is an egoistic bitch and that she is so fast to bad mouth some of her "friends" only to switch targets like she's on shooting practice speaks volume about her character.

If i were vindictive i'd ask the radio station for a copy of this and mail it to everyone i know and who knows us both.

Crusher Disciple · May 24 2009, 01:22 AM

I'd pay the hairdresser real money to mess up her hair and makeup. That alone should do it. Talk about "ruining her wedding photos."

Lookingglassman · May 24 2009, 01:55 AM

I love Bridezilla stuff! What amazes me are the idiots who still want to marry these shrews. If I was engaged to a chick who turned out to be a total (censored) I would dump her.

trampledamage · May 24 2009, 02:50 AM

Crusher Disciple wrote:

John Picard wrote:

Crusher Disciple wrote:

Don't forget the blood tests and license

No blood test in Vegas.

Hot damn! Now where's Karl Urban at?.....

Dibs on being your matron of honour - I promise not to steal the groom

CorporalClegg · May 24 2009, 05:22 AM

Crusher Disciple wrote:

I'd pay the hairdresser real money to mess up her hair and makeup. That alone should do it. Talk about "ruining her wedding photos."

Maybe the photographer could just insert some lens flares?

May 24 2009, 01:07 AM	#36
FPAlpha Rear Admiral Location: Mannheim, Germany	Re: Unbelievable Poetic justice would be that the caterer fucks up the menue, the service lets the dishes crash down several times and somebody gets shitface drunk and goes on a drunken spree throughout the wedding.. oh and it should be the worst weather anyone can recall for a long time. That woman is an egoistic bitch and that she is so fast to bad mouth some of her "friends" only to switch targets like she's on shooting practice speaks volume about her character. If i were vindictive i'd ask the radio station for a copy of this and mail it to everyone i know and who knows us both. __________________ "A control freak like you with something you can't control? No no.. that's gonna be more fun than shark week!" Det. Javier Esposito

May 24 2009, 01:22 AM	#37
Crusher Disciple Admiral Location: Crusher Disciple	Re: Unbelievable I'd pay the hairdresser real money to mess up her hair and makeup. That alone should do it. Talk about "ruining her wedding photos." __________________ "I. Am. Texas."

May 24 2009, 01:55 AM	#38
Lookingglassman Admiral Location: America	Re: Unbelievable I love Bridezilla stuff! What amazes me are the idiots who still want to marry these shrews. If I was engaged to a chick who turned out to be a total (censored) I would dump her.

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