Mr. Happy Died Last Night

ThankQ · April 14 2009, 08:12 PM

I was given Mr. Happy when I was a small boy. The Mr. Men books are some of the first books I remember. Mr. Tickle. Little Miss Priss. Mr. Square. Mr. Grump. Fine characters, all. Fine characters. Mr. Happy found a home in the attic for many years, then one day was cleaned out and returned to me. He's sat on a shelf ever since. At some point last night, it seems he decided to go for a stroll. Little could he have known the horror that awaited him.

The following crime scene images are of a graphic and brutal nature. They may not be suitable for all viewers. Parental discretion is advised.
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The police have released the following photos of a "Creature of Interest" in this case. He was known to be at the scene during or near the time the crime took place.

The Creature of Interest is a black male, approx. 28 dog years of age. Though it is unclear at this time, he may suffer from an addiction to bacon.

RoJoHen · April 14 2009, 08:19 PM

Justice must be served!

SmoothieX · April 14 2009, 08:20 PM

You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!

Zion Ravescene · April 14 2009, 08:21 PM

Mr. Happy has now become Mr. Pwned.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

ShamelessMcBundy · April 14 2009, 08:22 PM

SmoothieX wrote:

You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!

He likes the pain.

gwud · April 14 2009, 08:26 PM

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

Peach Wookiee · April 14 2009, 08:28 PM

Oh, I've been in here too long... That's where my mind automatically went and I thought... why isn't he posting this in the Bad Sex Experiences thread?

auntiehill · April 14 2009, 08:29 PM

Wow. This is NOT what I thought this thread was going to be about.

I expected it to include discussions of Cialis or Viagra, and/or the immediate need for them

TheGodBen · April 14 2009, 08:29 PM

This brings back bad memories of the time that Mr Tickle lost his arm during a game of hallway rugby when I was 6.

ShamelessMcBundy · April 14 2009, 08:32 PM

gwud wrote:

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.

gwud · April 14 2009, 08:56 PM

ShamelessMcBundy wrote:

gwud wrote:

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

ShamelessMcBundy · April 14 2009, 08:58 PM

gwud wrote:

ShamelessMcBundy wrote:

gwud wrote:

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast!

gwud · April 14 2009, 09:03 PM

ShamelessMcBundy wrote:

gwud wrote:

ShamelessMcBundy wrote:

I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast!

And that's what I thought killed it.

Locutus of Bored · April 14 2009, 09:03 PM

Don't worry, it happens to all guys at some point, except me.

Wait, what the hell is this topic about, anyway?

ShamelessMcBundy · April 14 2009, 09:11 PM

gwud wrote:

ShamelessMcBundy wrote:

gwud wrote:

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast!

And that's what I thought killed it.

Another zinger!

April 14 2009, 08:12 PM	#1
ThankQ Admiral Location: Omnipresent	Mr. Happy Died Last Night I was given Mr. Happy when I was a small boy. The Mr. Men books are some of the first books I remember. Mr. Tickle. Little Miss Priss. Mr. Square. Mr. Grump. Fine characters, all. Fine characters. Mr. Happy found a home in the attic for many years, then one day was cleaned out and returned to me. He's sat on a shelf ever since. At some point last night, it seems he decided to go for a stroll. Little could he have known the horror that awaited him. The following crime scene images are of a graphic and brutal nature. They may not be suitable for all viewers. Parental discretion is advised. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The police have released the following photos of a "Creature of Interest" in this case. He was known to be at the scene during or near the time the crime took place. The Creature of Interest is a black male, approx. 28 dog years of age. Though it is unclear at this time, he may suffer from an addiction to bacon. __________________ "A still more glorious dawn awaits..." -Carl Sagan

April 14 2009, 08:19 PM	#2
RoJoHen Awesome Location: Wherever life takes me	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night Justice must be served! __________________ I am the Quintessential Admiral. Get ready to grow your EQUINOX BEARD!

April 14 2009, 08:20 PM	#3
SmoothieX Vice Admiral Location: Massachusetts	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!

April 14 2009, 08:21 PM	#4
Zion Ravescene Admiral	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night Mr. Happy has now become Mr. Pwned. I'm so sorry for your loss. __________________ All that can be is said.

April 14 2009, 08:26 PM	#6
gwud Rear Admiral Location: Manchester, UK	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis. __________________ Assumption is the death of an investigation

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April 14 2009, 08:28 PM	#7
Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Location: Peach Wookiee	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night Oh, I've been in here too long... That's where my mind automatically went and I thought... why isn't he posting this in the Bad Sex Experiences thread? __________________ Peach's Websites http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1373040/ http://peachwookiee.deviantart.com/ http://peachwookieesparty.blogspot.com/ Check them out!

April 14 2009, 08:29 PM	#8
auntiehill Fleet Admiral Location: Hmph	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night Wow. This is NOT what I thought this thread was going to be about. I expected it to include discussions of Cialis or Viagra, and/or the immediate need for them

April 14 2009, 08:29 PM	#9
TheGodBen Rear Admiral Location: Ireland	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night This brings back bad memories of the time that Mr Tickle lost his arm during a game of hallway rugby when I was 6. __________________ *...so many different suns...*

April 14 2009, 09:03 PM	#14
Locutus of Bored The Old Mods and the New Location: Huntington Beach, CA	Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night Don't worry, it happens to all guys at some point, except me. Wait, what the hell is this topic about, anyway? __________________ "The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell