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Old April 14 2009, 08:12 PM   #1
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Mr. Happy Died Last Night

I was given Mr. Happy when I was a small boy. The Mr. Men books are some of the first books I remember. Mr. Tickle. Little Miss Priss. Mr. Square. Mr. Grump. Fine characters, all. Fine characters. Mr. Happy found a home in the attic for many years, then one day was cleaned out and returned to me. He's sat on a shelf ever since. At some point last night, it seems he decided to go for a stroll. Little could he have known the horror that awaited him.

The following crime scene images are of a graphic and brutal nature. They may not be suitable for all viewers. Parental discretion is advised.
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The police have released the following photos of a "Creature of Interest" in this case. He was known to be at the scene during or near the time the crime took place.

The Creature of Interest is a black male, approx. 28 dog years of age. Though it is unclear at this time, he may suffer from an addiction to bacon.



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Old April 14 2009, 08:19 PM   #2
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

Justice must be served!
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Old April 14 2009, 08:20 PM   #3
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!
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Old April 14 2009, 08:21 PM   #4
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

Mr. Happy has now become Mr. Pwned.

I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Old April 14 2009, 08:22 PM   #5
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

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You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!
He likes the pain.
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Old April 14 2009, 08:26 PM   #6
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.
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Old April 14 2009, 08:28 PM   #7
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

Oh, I've been in here too long... That's where my mind automatically went and I thought... why isn't he posting this in the Bad Sex Experiences thread?
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Old April 14 2009, 08:29 PM   #8
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

Wow. This is NOT what I thought this thread was going to be about.

I expected it to include discussions of Cialis or Viagra, and/or the immediate need for them
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Old April 14 2009, 08:29 PM   #9
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

This brings back bad memories of the time that Mr Tickle lost his arm during a game of hallway rugby when I was 6.
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Old April 14 2009, 08:32 PM   #10
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

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Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.
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Old April 14 2009, 08:56 PM   #11
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gwud wrote: View Post
Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.
Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.
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Old April 14 2009, 08:58 PM   #12
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gwud wrote: View Post
Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

I love how blunt you are.
Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.
You filthy beast!
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Old April 14 2009, 09:03 PM   #13
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I love how blunt you are.
Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.
You filthy beast!
And that's what I thought killed it.
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Old April 14 2009, 09:03 PM   #14
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Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night

Don't worry, it happens to all guys at some point, except me.

Wait, what the hell is this topic about, anyway?
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Old April 14 2009, 09:11 PM   #15
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Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.
You filthy beast!
And that's what I thought killed it.
Another zinger!
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