Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? - Page 3

Goliath · April 6 2009, 12:37 PM

Geckothan · April 6 2009, 12:52 PM

Not as scary as Ronald McDonald by a long shot.

Mallory · April 6 2009, 05:19 PM

The Burger King belongs in a Stephen King novel, he's that terrifying.

Zion Ravescene · April 6 2009, 05:22 PM

Those masked pretenders and peddlers of fast food are naturally no match for Papa Lazarou.

CorporalClegg · April 6 2009, 05:58 PM

I'm more afraid of some of the stuff that passes for "food" at Burger King.

Sephiroth · April 6 2009, 07:19 PM

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Emher · April 6 2009, 07:37 PM

Ro_Laren wrote:

I am afraid of three things in life: spiders, clowns, and the Burger King.

Quote of the day!

No, I rather find him awesomely creepy. He is creepy but in that amusing sort of way. Ronald McDonald on the other hand is fucking creepy.

Trekker4747 · April 6 2009, 07:44 PM

Ro_Laren wrote:

^ Ahhh... please no! Trekmovie.com said they shot Burger King commercials on the bridge of the Enterprise. It would be scary/funny if they made Zachary Quinto's Spock dress up like the Burger King for the commercial!

On a side note, the "Supermodelquins" of the Old Navy commercials are also very disturbing. Especially the commercial when when of the "supermodelquins" is proposing to another and he breaks his finger off (or it falls off- I forget).

God, I hate those commercials.

Old Navy has never made a good commercial.

cooleddie74 · April 6 2009, 08:05 PM

USS_Triumphant wrote:

BEST King Photoshop ever.

As the King's prime agent on these boards...he wants me to inform you he is MOST pleased by your inherent fear and trepidation.

melancholymecha · April 6 2009, 08:52 PM

TheSeeker wrote:

Does anyone remember when he was more than just some guy wearing a mask?

I do...I remember a commercial where he taught kids about fire safety. Stop, Drop & Roll!

Trekker4747 · April 6 2009, 08:55 PM

melancholymecha wrote:

TheSeeker wrote:

Does anyone remember when he was more than just some guy wearing a mask?

I do...I remember a commercial where he taught kids about fire safety. Stop, Drop & Roll!

Pedobear is concerned.

Tprach · April 6 2009, 09:00 PM

I am so affraid of him I was scared to come in here in fear of seeing pictures But I didn't scroll through all the Comments because Triumphant told me last night about the post and I saw a picture from his lap top and cringed.. I make him change the channel everytime the King shows up. Especially the one where he is in the guys bed that one REALLLY creeps me out.

doubleohfive · April 6 2009, 09:11 PM

I just know that the McDonald family has sworn and oath of vengeance against him.

Sephiroth · April 6 2009, 11:36 PM

cooleddie74 wrote:

USS_Triumphant wrote:

BEST King Photoshop ever.

As the King's prime agent on these boards...he wants me to inform you he is MOST pleased by your inherent fear and trepidation.

they do not fear me enough yet, I order you to fee d them crispy chicken sandwiches until they DIE!!!! mua hahahahahahahahahaha

Ro_Laren · April 7 2009, 06:50 PM

Camelopard wrote:

Scary!!!

April 6 2009, 12:37 PM	#31
Goliath Vice Admiral Location: The Fifth Dimension	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? __________________ An illusion--with intelligence! A malignant vision, with a will of pure evil!

April 6 2009, 12:52 PM	#32
Geckothan Fleet Captain Location: People's Republic of Britainistan	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? Not as scary as Ronald McDonald by a long shot.

April 6 2009, 05:19 PM	#33
Mallory Moderator Location: Oregon, USA	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? The Burger King belongs in a Stephen King novel, he's that terrifying. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin You can't hide from Mallory, he's, like, all-seeing and all-knowing, which is also really creepy. - Goji

April 6 2009, 05:22 PM	#34
Zion Ravescene Admirable	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? Those masked pretenders and peddlers of fast food are naturally no match for Papa Lazarou. __________________ "Well, I would like to make another trip," he said, jumping to his feet; "but I really don't know when I'll have the time. There's just so much to do right here."

April 6 2009, 05:58 PM	#35
CorporalClegg Vice Admiral Location: Nuevo México	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? I'm more afraid of some of the stuff that passes for "food" at Burger King. __________________ Hola!

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April 6 2009, 07:19 PM	#36
Sephiroth Vice Admiral Location: Sephiroth	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? <<<<<<<<<< __________________ ~I Will Never Be A Memory~ (>'_')>---------->Kazap< Hunting Humanity and Pestering Cloud since 1997

April 6 2009, 09:00 PM	#42
Tprach Lieutenant Junior Grade Location: South Carolina	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? I am so affraid of him I was scared to come in here in fear of seeing pictures But I didn't scroll through all the Comments because Triumphant told me last night about the post and I saw a picture from his lap top and cringed.. I make him change the channel everytime the King shows up. Especially the one where he is in the guys bed that one REALLLY creeps me out.

April 6 2009, 09:11 PM	#43
doubleohfive Fleet Admiral Location: Los Angeles, CA	Re: Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King? I just know that the McDonald family has sworn and oath of vengeance against him. __________________ "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it." -Voltaire