Oh Shatner..WHY!!!!

RobertScorpio · March 16 2009, 07:37 PM

What would you consider SHATNER's worst non-TREK movie/Tv movie???

My pick? With out a doubt it is WHITE COMANCHE. With Bill playing two brothers seperated by birth. One is raised by Comanches and..well...its just bad. In fact I sometimes consider it a TREK alternate time-line since much of it is filmed at the Vazquez Rock site they used for so many TOS episodes..

But, for me, definately its WHITE COMANCHE...

Someone might vote for DEVIL's RAIN. But when I saw that movie as a young person it way pretty scary!!! And how can you go wrong with Shatner, Borgnine and Travolta all in the same movie???

Rob
Scorpio

Captain Gandalf · March 16 2009, 08:18 PM

"Big Bad Mama".

It was very unsettling to see Captain Kirk's naked ass.
My reaction was

MANT! · March 16 2009, 08:24 PM

No love for "Kingdom of The Spiders"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076271/

RobertScorpio · March 16 2009, 09:12 PM

goldbug wrote:

No love for "Kingdom of The Spiders"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076271/

I actually kind of like KINGDOM..it freaked my kids out when we lived in the desert. Once a year there would be two or three days when tarantuals just were everywhere...just like that fricking movie...

EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS really did them in!!!

Rob

Shatmandu · March 16 2009, 09:18 PM

I have a vague recollection of seeing Shatner in a slasher movie, set in a hospital, back in the early 1980s. It sucked ass.

Imagine slasher-movie music playing as he hams his way down a darkened hospital hallway.

IIRC, he gets gutted like a pig. But he was wearing his TMP-style hairpiece.

Joe, porked

RobertScorpio · March 16 2009, 09:24 PM

Shatmandu wrote:

I have a vague recollection of seeing Shatner in a slasher movie, set in a hospital, back in the early 1980s. It sucked ass.

Imagine slasher-movie music playing as he hams his way down a darkened hospital hallway.

IIRC, he gets gutted like a pig. But he was wearing his TMP-style hairpiece.

Joe, porked

I forgot about that movie..it was called the VISITOR and it had MICHAEL IRONSIDE as the baddie..before V the series I think...

Rob

Hambone · March 16 2009, 09:26 PM

TV movie-of-the-week from 1979 called "Disaster on the Coastliner". Shat played a bad guy on his way to death row via train; when the train becomes a runaway, Shat has an epiphany, saves the day, and is killed for his trouble.

The movie was terrible, especially for the fact that it was made up mostly of re-used footage from other movies.

That being said, how come no one's mentioned "Incubus"? I guess because no one's seen it.

Captain Gandalf · March 16 2009, 09:27 PM

Shatmandu wrote:

I have a vague recollection of seeing Shatner in a slasher movie, set in a hospital, back in the early 1980s. It sucked ass.

Imagine slasher-movie music playing as he hams his way down a darkened hospital hallway.

IIRC, he gets gutted like a pig. But he was wearing his TMP-style hairpiece.

Joe, porked

That was "Visiting Hours", from 1982.

RobertScorpio · March 16 2009, 09:28 PM

Hambone wrote:

TV movie-of-the-week from 1979 called "Disaster on the Coastliner". Shat played a bad guy on his way to death row via train; when the train becomes a runaway, Shat has an epiphany, saves the day, and is killed for his trouble.

The movie was terrible, especially for the fact that it was made up mostly of re-used footage from other movies.

That being said, how come no one's mentioned "Incubus"? I guess because no one's seen it.

I have INCUBUS. My wife and I watched it one night after a half bottle of CATPAIN MORGAN (burp)

...Incubus was bad....the filming was cool I guess..

but I have never heard of the Disaster on the Coastliner. I will have to look for this...I love bad movies...

Rob

Shatmandu · March 16 2009, 09:34 PM

Captain Gandalf wrote:

Shatmandu wrote:

I have a vague recollection of seeing Shatner in a slasher movie, set in a hospital, back in the early 1980s. It sucked ass.

Imagine slasher-movie music playing as he hams his way down a darkened hospital hallway.

IIRC, he gets gutted like a pig. But he was wearing his TMP-style hairpiece.

Joe, porked

That was "Visiting Hours", from 1982.

Then I was only 14. Yikes.

I remember thinking as I walked out of the theater, "How many fucking papers did I have to goddamn deliver to go see that piece of stinking shit?"

Joe, router

Captain Gandalf · March 16 2009, 09:38 PM

Shatmandu wrote:

Captain Gandalf wrote:

Shatmandu wrote:

I have a vague recollection of seeing Shatner in a slasher movie, set in a hospital, back in the early 1980s. It sucked ass.

Imagine slasher-movie music playing as he hams his way down a darkened hospital hallway.

IIRC, he gets gutted like a pig. But he was wearing his TMP-style hairpiece.

Joe, porked

That was "Visiting Hours", from 1982.

Then I was only 14. Yikes.

I remember thinking as I walked out of the theater, "How many fucking papers did I have to goddamn deliver to go see that piece of stinking shit?"

Joe, router

Since Michael Ironside was in it, it couldn't have been total crap.
That guy is always fun to watch, even in crap movies.

Esteban · March 17 2009, 12:16 AM

Impulse
a.k.a. I Love to Kill
a.k.a. Want a Ride, Little Girl?

Look it up...if you dare

Esteban · March 17 2009, 12:19 AM

Shatmandu wrote:

I have a vague recollection of seeing Shatner in a slasher movie, set in a hospital, back in the early 1980s. It sucked ass.

Imagine slasher-movie music playing as he hams his way down a darkened hospital hallway.

IIRC, he gets gutted like a pig. But he was wearing his TMP-style hairpiece.

Joe, porked

That's Visiting Hours.

Oh, the horror....

Esteban · March 17 2009, 12:23 AM

Oh, I see someone else saw Visiting Hours...sorry.

Haveyou tried Secrets of a Married Man?

Best scene is where Shat realized he has the Clap, while showering and examining his Phaser 2...

IrritatingGameOfChess · March 17 2009, 12:34 AM

Esteban wrote:

Oh, I see someone else saw Visiting Hours...sorry.

Haveyou tried Secrets of a Married Man?

Best scene is where Shat realized he has the Clap, while showering and examining his Phaser 2...

That scene is so bad I remember it like it was yesterday, even though I haven't seen it in 20 odd years. Shatner looks down, does one of his dramatic pauses, and then mutters, "Damn!"

March 16 2009, 07:37 PM	#1
RobertScorpio Pariah Location: San Diego	Oh Shatner..WHY!!!! What would you consider SHATNER's worst non-TREK movie/Tv movie??? My pick? With out a doubt it is WHITE COMANCHE. With Bill playing two brothers seperated by birth. One is raised by Comanches and..well...its just bad. In fact I sometimes consider it a TREK alternate time-line since much of it is filmed at the Vazquez Rock site they used for so many TOS episodes.. But, for me, definately its WHITE COMANCHE... Someone might vote for DEVIL's RAIN. But when I saw that movie as a young person it way pretty scary!!! And how can you go wrong with Shatner, Borgnine and Travolta all in the same movie??? Rob Scorpio

March 16 2009, 08:18 PM	#2
Captain Gandalf Commodore Location: Belgium	Re: Oh Shatner..WHY!!!! "Big Bad Mama". It was very unsettling to see Captain Kirk's naked ass. My reaction was

March 16 2009, 08:24 PM	#3
MANT! Rear Admiral Location: Mare Island Naval Shipyard	Re: Oh Shatner..WHY!!!! No love for "Kingdom of The Spiders"? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076271/ __________________ "Young lady, human/insect mutation is far from an exact science..."

March 16 2009, 09:18 PM	#5
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: Oh Shatner..WHY!!!! I have a vague recollection of seeing Shatner in a slasher movie, set in a hospital, back in the early 1980s. It sucked ass. Imagine slasher-movie music playing as he hams his way down a darkened hospital hallway. IIRC, he gets gutted like a pig. But he was wearing his TMP-style hairpiece. Joe, porked

March 16 2009, 09:26 PM	#7
Hambone Fleet Captain Location: Land of cheese, sausage and beer	Re: Oh Shatner..WHY!!!! TV movie-of-the-week from 1979 called "Disaster on the Coastliner". Shat played a bad guy on his way to death row via train; when the train becomes a runaway, Shat has an epiphany, saves the day, and is killed for his trouble. The movie was terrible, especially for the fact that it was made up mostly of re-used footage from other movies. That being said, how come no one's mentioned "Incubus"? I guess because no one's seen it. __________________ Get a haircut, hippie.

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March 17 2009, 12:16 AM	#12
Esteban Commander Location: Hairclub for Men	Re: Oh Shatner..WHY!!!! Impulse a.k.a. I Love to Kill a.k.a. Want a Ride, Little Girl? Look it up...if you dare

March 17 2009, 12:23 AM	#14
Esteban Commander Location: Hairclub for Men	Re: Oh Shatner..WHY!!!! Oh, I see someone else saw Visiting Hours...sorry. Haveyou tried Secrets of a Married Man? Best scene is where Shat realized he has the Clap, while showering and examining his Phaser 2...