Best Lines - Tuvok

[Tachyon]

Not really a line, but Tuvok was funny in Fair Haven when he felt nauseated. Poor thing.

[jongredic]

Michael_One wrote:

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Waaay back in the pilot; They've just picked up Neelix, who is enjoying a bath and learning about the replicator...

Neelix: The replicator, can it make me clothing?
Tuvok: Yes.
Neelix: Maybe a uniform, like yours?
Tuvok: No. It most certainly will not.

He's got some pretty good lines all through the pilot. My favourite would be when he first meets Neelix in the transporter room. There's a brief look of jaw tightening then

"Perhaps you would care for a bath..."

[trilbymonkey]

My favourite:

Tuvok: "Captain..."

Classic.

[Alyssa]

A choice few!

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Mr. Neelix, I would prefer not to hear the life history of my breakfast

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Neelix - Anthraxic citrus peel, orange juice with just a hint of papalla seed extract. An experimental blend.
Tuvok - The success rate of your culinary experiments has not been high.
Neelix - Ensign Golwat tried some yesterday, and she thought it was delicious. In fact, she had a second glass, and she never has seconds.
Tuvok - Ensign Golwat is Bolian. Her tongue has a cartilaginous lining. It would protect her against even the most corrosive acid.

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Human fascination with "fun" has led to many tragedies in your short but violent history. One wonders how your race has survived having so much "fun

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Curious. I have never understood the Human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects. This vessel has done nothing. It is an assemblage of bulkheads, conduits, tritanium. Nothing more



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[trilbymonkey]

When Neelix is concerned over someone breaking into the mess hall and stealing food:

Neelix: "I'd like to ask that stronger measures be taken"
Tuvok: "Perhaps an armed security detail?"