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Old February 11 2009, 08:46 PM   #1
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HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

I think all women are networked together somehow. I can't explain it any other way. I made the phone-clerk at job-is-job angry today, and then I went to the post office and the postal-clerk was angry, and then I called my wife at the hospital and she was angry too.

Suddenly it clicked. This is how they multi-task so effortlessly. The idle women process tasks for the busy ones. That explains why Jenifer gets so tired while seemingly doing nothing. "They" are using her un-assigned brain-cycles to run active processes.

Now I'm sitting here faxing something and I just realized the fax-tones sound EXACTLY like my wife when she calls one of her co-workers for information. High-speed, shrill and full of information.

Amazing. So by that logic the blond ones must have limited or no connectivity and the red ones must have some kind of T3-line to the Mood Swing CPU.

Well. Now that I've figured this all out, I fully expect to meet a painful and messy demise at the hands of one of these creatures. In fact I'm sure The Collective is figuring it now and dispatching units as I type this.

Ah well. Hope she's cute at least.
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Old February 11 2009, 08:47 PM   #2
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Re: HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

It all makes sense now!
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Old February 11 2009, 08:56 PM   #3
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Re: HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

Oh, men have that too, you know. A biological connection between male psyches.
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Old February 11 2009, 09:40 PM   #4
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Re: HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

yeah, I thought this was well known? The Female Neural Network was what Al Gore used as the basis for the Internet...
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Old February 11 2009, 09:50 PM   #5
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Re: HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

It's also gonna be the basis for SkyNet.
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Old February 11 2009, 09:55 PM   #6
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Yep, Skynet flares up into a murderous rage, but then keeps going quiet for 3 weeks or so. Programming flaw?
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Old February 11 2009, 09:57 PM   #7
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And then it demands diamonds ...
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Old February 11 2009, 10:02 PM   #8
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Re: HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

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Yep, Skynet flares up into a murderous rage, but then keeps going quiet for 3 weeks or so. Programming flaw?
So it wipes out most of humanity for no apparent reason and then expects us to apologize?


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Old February 11 2009, 10:04 PM   #9
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yeah, I thought this was well known? The Female Neural Network was what Al Gore used as the basis for the Internet...
So you're saying it's NOT a series of tubas?
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Old February 11 2009, 10:36 PM   #10
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A series of tampons, maybe ...
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Old February 11 2009, 10:49 PM   #11
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The Estrogen Mafia is on to you, run while you can.
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Old February 11 2009, 10:52 PM   #12
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That means i'm gonna have to go undercover in the Gay Mafia ...
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Old February 11 2009, 11:50 PM   #13
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Re: HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

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Yep, Skynet flares up into a murderous rage, but then keeps going quiet for 3 weeks or so. Programming flaw?
You know what you did!!!!!!
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Old February 11 2009, 11:57 PM   #14
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Re: HAHA! I have partly solved the mystery of women...

Lies! There are no figuring out women! I thought I had one sort of figured out, but I was wrong, sooo wrong.
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Old February 11 2009, 11:58 PM   #15
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Yep, Skynet flares up into a murderous rage, but then keeps going quiet for 3 weeks or so. Programming flaw?
You know what you did!!!!!!

What?!
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