The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men

Aquehonga · January 27 2009, 08:47 PM

Who wins?

Most will say immediately:
“X-MEN!”

Don't be so sure. Why? Explain soon enough

My pick to win is The Delta Force. This is the DF from the 1986 movie, NOT the real one, & there is a real DF in the US Military.

Back to core topic:
The reason Lee Marvin & Chuck Norris's ersatz Delta Force would whip the arses into next century out of the X-Men is they're rooted, more rooted, in reality.

The DF whooped alot of al-Qaeda-like arse bigtime. Them baddies Marvin & Norris took on could be genuine real-world

villains.

Now'bout them thar canny x-mans from up in them thar hills? Them x-man's fight

villainy who put computer chips in people's heads & engage in convoluted world, if not universe dominating plots that would make KAOS, Vincent Ludwig & Stefano diMera

with envy.

Them thar canny x-mans yet'fight baddies who've committed a real crime!

Special mutant powers shmutant powers. Chuck Norris & Lee Marvin's Delta Force would tear them x-man's many a new derriere

Sy Klops be aimin his secret decoder ring bifocaled raygun at Lee Marvin. Then “BOOM!” from Lee. Good bye Mr. Klops

Will Vereen sneaks up on Chuck Norris with them fancy Travis Bickle-ish hand weapons. “POW! BASH! BONK!”, Mr. Vereen now seeing stars & birds forever

Then them thar other canny x-mans get all yellow & scram back up into them thar hills to hide in Professor Ecks's basement.

Did them x-mans get their magic powers by filling out & mailing in a special offer on the back of a cereal box?

Would a been better off sending in for the Red Ryder BB gun. But then them x-mans end up shootin their eyes out

Luckyflux · January 27 2009, 08:52 PM

I'll git a hundred doggies for his triggar fanger.....

Oh wait, that's Young Guns, my bad...

captcalhoun · January 27 2009, 08:55 PM

Delta Force wouldn't stand a chance. Xavier could telepathically take over their minds and turn them on one another. Jean Grey could telekinetically stop their hearts and deflect their bullets. Iceman could freeze their guns. Nightcrawler would *bamf* around knocking the Deltas out before they could even aim. Colossus is bulletproof and would smack their asses. and that's without Cylcops' optic blasts and the omnipresent Wolverine shish-kebabing them

Aquehonga · January 27 2009, 11:04 PM

captcalhoun wrote:

Delta Force wouldn't stand a chance. Xavier could telepathically take over their minds and turn them on one another. Jean Grey could telekinetically stop their hearts and deflect their bullets. Iceman could freeze their guns. Nightcrawler would *bamf* around knocking the Deltas out before they could even aim. Colossus is bulletproof and would smack their asses. and that's without Cylcops' optic blasts and the omnipresent Wolverine shish-kebabing them

Yeah but them x-mans sent away for them thar mutant powers from the backs of serial boxes, ovaltines, chocolate milk containers, & inside Cracker Jack boxes.

Guess they did that whilst being kids in Professor Ecks' basement.

Them x-mans up against CHUCK NORRIS with weapons & abilities gotten through the mail! He can't lose?

Raises 'nother question. Why Professor Ecks keeping children locked up in his basement in that Westchester mansion of his? Effing weird

And sick too

Granted them x-mans be grown ups now, but before that the good Professor had'em locked up in that thar castle of his for yars & yars!

Me thinks Professor Ecks probably one of them pedophiles yes

Thrall · January 28 2009, 12:48 AM

Depends if they had The Punisher on their team or not.

Frank could beat any and all mutie scum if he had enough time to prepare.

Aquehonga · January 28 2009, 02:50 AM

Thrall wrote:

Depends if they had The Punisher on their team or not.

Frank could beat any and all mutie scum if he had enough time to prepare.

Frank would pound mutes Gene Gray & Cal Ossis into pancakes

Broccoli · January 28 2009, 05:28 AM

Both will lose to Batman, if he has enough time to prepare.

Praetorian Guard · January 28 2009, 06:11 AM

Delta Force would win because their awesome 80's soundtrack would blow the X-Men away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vmlQ...eature=related

Aquehonga · January 28 2009, 06:58 AM

Broccoli wrote:

Both will lose to Batman, if he has enough time to prepare.

Touche Broccoli

With or without the Boy Wonder?

PS: Your 1st name is Broccoli. Your last name wouldn't be Rob would it? Hmmm

Aquehonga · January 28 2009, 07:01 AM

Praetorian Guard wrote:

Delta Force would win because their awesome 80's soundtrack would blow the X-Men away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vmlQ...eature=related

Got that right

Klagg · January 28 2009, 05:12 PM

I was a big fan of the uncanny X-Men and never seen Delta Force. But I would have to give it to Delta Force. The X-Men generally lost their first battle with any opponent, then learn from their mistakes and come back to win the second time. That is okay when your opponent knocks you out and leaves you on the battlefield or captures you. I suspect the Delta Force would simply kill the X-Men in the first battle. Quite possible, they would use a telescopic site to kill the most dangerous members before the X-Men knew what was happening.

Broccoli · January 28 2009, 05:46 PM

Aquehonga wrote:

PS: Your 1st name is Broccoli. Your last name wouldn't be Rob would it? Hmmm

Huh?

Aquehonga · January 28 2009, 08:26 PM

Broccoli wrote:

Aquehonga wrote:

PS: Your 1st name is Broccoli. Your last name wouldn't be Rob would it? Hmmm

Huh?

I was engaging in a terrible joke which misfired, backfired, never fired.

There's a type of broccoli called broccoli rabe, rabe pronounced ROB.

That's all that was.

If Batman is taking on Chuck Norris & Gene Gray its a good idea Bruce pulls Dick out of his trig class yes?

January 27 2009, 08:47 PM	#1
Aquehonga Fleet Captain Location: nuSpringville Transbus Hub: there be Yukon deers on them buses!	The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men Who wins? Most will say immediately: “X-MEN!” Don't be so sure. Why? Explain soon enough My pick to win is The Delta Force. This is the DF from the 1986 movie, NOT the real one, & there is a real DF in the US Military. Back to core topic: The reason Lee Marvin & Chuck Norris's ersatz Delta Force would whip the arses into next century out of the X-Men is they're rooted, more rooted, in reality. The DF whooped alot of al-Qaeda-like arse bigtime. Them baddies Marvin & Norris took on could be genuine real-world villains. Now'bout them thar canny x-mans from up in them thar hills? Them x-man's fight villainy who put computer chips in people's heads & engage in convoluted world, if not universe dominating plots that would make KAOS, Vincent Ludwig & Stefano diMera with envy. Them thar canny x-mans yet'fight baddies who've committed a real crime! Special mutant powers shmutant powers. Chuck Norris & Lee Marvin's Delta Force would tear them x-man's many a new derriere Sy Klops be aimin his secret decoder ring bifocaled raygun at Lee Marvin. Then “BOOM!” from Lee. Good bye Mr. Klops Will Vereen sneaks up on Chuck Norris with them fancy Travis Bickle-ish hand weapons. “POW! BASH! BONK!”, Mr. Vereen now seeing stars & birds forever Then them thar other canny x-mans get all yellow & scram back up into them thar hills to hide in Professor Ecks's basement. Did them x-mans get their magic powers by filling out & mailing in a special offer on the back of a cereal box? Would a been better off sending in for the Red Ryder BB gun. But then them x-mans end up shootin their eyes out Last edited by Aquehonga; January 27 2009 at 11:07 PM. Reason: none

January 27 2009, 08:52 PM	#2
Luckyflux Fleet Captain Location: USA-CA-LA(Hollywood)	Re: The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men I'll git a hundred doggies for his triggar fanger..... Oh wait, that's Young Guns, my bad... __________________ A young boy puts a feather into his mouth...

January 27 2009, 08:55 PM	#3
captcalhoun Admiral Location: gone	Re: The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men Delta Force wouldn't stand a chance. Xavier could telepathically take over their minds and turn them on one another. Jean Grey could telekinetically stop their hearts and deflect their bullets. Iceman could freeze their guns. Nightcrawler would bamf around knocking the Deltas out before they could even aim. Colossus is bulletproof and would smack their asses. and that's without Cylcops' optic blasts and the omnipresent Wolverine shish-kebabing them

January 28 2009, 12:48 AM	#5
Thrall Commodore Location: A Quesada Free Zone.	Re: The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men Depends if they had The Punisher on their team or not. Frank could beat any and all mutie scum if he had enough time to prepare. __________________ "Spider-Man doesn't have fans. He has people who follow him. Like Jesus. Now I have fans! People who adore and worship every little thing I do or say. Like David Koresh. Or The Jonas Brothers."

January 28 2009, 05:28 AM	#7
Broccoli Vice Admiral Location: Broccoli	Re: The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men Both will lose to Batman, if he has enough time to prepare. __________________ "That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." -- Christopher Hitchens

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January 28 2009, 06:11 AM	#8
Praetorian Guard Lieutenant Commander Location: New York, NY	Re: The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men Delta Force would win because their awesome 80's soundtrack would blow the X-Men away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vmlQ...eature=related

January 28 2009, 05:12 PM	#11
Klagg Captain Location: Treehugger	Re: The Delta Force VS The Uncanny X-Men I was a big fan of the uncanny X-Men and never seen Delta Force. But I would have to give it to Delta Force. The X-Men generally lost their first battle with any opponent, then learn from their mistakes and come back to win the second time. That is okay when your opponent knocks you out and leaves you on the battlefield or captures you. I suspect the Delta Force would simply kill the X-Men in the first battle. Quite possible, they would use a telescopic site to kill the most dangerous members before the X-Men knew what was happening.