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Old December 24 2008, 01:53 PM   #16
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EMH: "There's nothing I can do Captain, she's still hallucinating Beach Balls."
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Old December 24 2008, 04:52 PM   #17
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Janeway: "Perhaps if we remodulate the plasma manifolds, we can cause a discharge through the injectors, creating a tetrion beam strong enough to cut your catsuit off."
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Old December 24 2008, 09:02 PM   #18
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TUVOK (thinking): Come on Kathy touch it, just a graze even.
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Old December 24 2008, 11:37 PM   #19
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Janeway: Seven we have some good news, and some bad news. First the bad news. We had to upgrade your inplants to Windows Vista SP2. The good news is.......I'm sorry I lied there is no good news.
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Old December 25 2008, 05:21 AM   #20
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SEVEN: THERE IS ONE BEACH BALL!
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Old December 25 2008, 07:49 AM   #21
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Even with all her Starfleet training, Captain Janeway still couldn't master the moving thumb magic trick.
26138, you winthe Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:
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Old December 25 2008, 03:37 PM   #22
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SEVEN: THERE IS ONE BEACH BALL!
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Janeway: Rest easy, Seven. Once the spatial anomaly is all charged up we'll be ready to fire up the main deflector.

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Old December 26 2008, 03:46 PM   #23
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Seven: "My injuries are severe, but the doctor assures me his vigorous breast massages will have me back on duty in no time."
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Old December 26 2008, 10:23 PM   #24
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Seven: "My injuries are severe, but the doctor assures me his vigorous breast massages will have me back on duty in no time."
EMH: We will have to work in shifts for maximum effectiveness. I can make schedule.

TUVOK: As a Vulcan I require less sleep, so I shall take the first ten shifts.
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Old December 27 2008, 02:33 AM   #25
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Janeway: Seven, were you trying to kill yourself?
Seven: I was trying to swim, but I just kept floating face up.
Tuvok and Doc: Two good reasons!
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Old December 27 2008, 04:31 PM   #26
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Seven: "We were ... in my quarters. When Chakotay found out the Borg had replaced my vagina with a microwave emitter, he became very angry ..."
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Old December 27 2008, 04:48 PM   #27
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Mulgrew: "Try and remember Seven, was it the Slimelian Ambassador who... aww crap. This is getting annoying. Must you always stick the camera where you get Jeri's boobs in the frame?"

Bob the Cameraman: "Um... yeah. It's in my contract. I get fired if the 'ratings mounds' aren't on display in every shot."

Picardo: "Life's a bitch, huh Bob?"

Bob the Cameraman: "Tell me about it. I'm gay. This does nothing for me... Now Beltran's tight wooden ass..."
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Old December 27 2008, 05:32 PM   #28
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Director: "CUT! Okay Jeri, nice with the acting and all, emotions and stuff, but it's beginning to draw attention away from your breasts. Tone it down next take. Okay, five minutes people..."

Mulgrew: "First female Captain they said. It's Star Trek they said, a forward looking, progressive show they said, and it's all about the dumb blonde in the catsuit... no offense."

Ryan: "Hey, lying right here!"

Russ: "We ought to do something, say something, make a stand. I mean look, if Beltran gets away with badmouthing the show, we could say something constructive, get the show back to its creative roots."

Picardo: "Bad idea man, Beltran's a special case. He's untouchable. He was in Lone Wolf McQuade."

Ryan: "What's that got to do with anything, it's not like he's Shatner himself?"

Picardo: "He knows Chuck Norris. If you know Chuck Norris, then even God's gonna think twice about messing with you."

Russ: "I wish I knew Chuck Norris..."
Mulgrew: "I wish I knew Chuck Norris..."
Ryan: "I wish my breasts knew Chuck Norris..."

Director: "'kay. Back to work people..."
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Old December 27 2008, 07:06 PM   #29
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Tuvok (thinking): I wish it didn't happen only once every seven years.
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Old December 27 2008, 09:04 PM   #30
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Janeway: Now that Seven is unconscious, can we discuss boob transplants Doctor?
EMH: Certainly, but why is Tuvok present?
Janeway: He's to be the recipient.
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