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Old December 17 2008, 12:17 AM   #16
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Re: Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

I want a pony, you must have a very strong head on your shoulders.

Looks like you were the pony that time.
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Old December 17 2008, 12:18 AM   #17
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Re: Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

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The cheesecake was hotter than the girl?
At the time I was in love with her, but she turned out not quite to be my type.
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Old December 17 2008, 12:20 AM   #18
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The cheesecake was hotter than the girl?
Wait, Omnius was dating a girl?
Hey, I heard that!
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Old December 17 2008, 12:20 AM   #19
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Re: Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

Closest would be when it got a bit hot in the showe with me and the ex. So hot in fact that I assed out and nearly got killed falling backwards!
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Old December 17 2008, 12:21 AM   #20
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Omnius, you were a cheesecake type of man.
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Old December 17 2008, 12:22 AM   #21
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I want a pony, you must have a very strong head on your shoulders.

Looks like you were the pony that time.
Ride 'em, cowgirl!
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Old December 17 2008, 12:23 AM   #22
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Save a horse...
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Old December 17 2008, 12:26 AM   #23
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Outpost4, I'm kinda confused why you want a pony...
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Omnius, you were a cheesecake type of man.
Well who doesn't like cheesecake
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Old December 17 2008, 12:28 AM   #24
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Isn't it obvious? More ponies, more girls...

Apparently, he really likes to economise on his showers.
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Old December 17 2008, 12:51 AM   #25
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Re: Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

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If so, this is the place for all those unexpected one night stands, high on whatever encounters, and all else that got you "hot" under the collar...
There was this one time where I had some people over and we got a little wasted. Anyways, this girl I was sort of getting together with at the time and this other girl pass out in my bed in their underwear. Being a guy and living by the guy code, obviously I had to try a threesome. So, I strip down naked, come in the bottom of the bed under the sheets in between them and start trying to get it going. They both said no, told me to leave and I slept on the couch. Denied!

That wasn't very hot, was it.
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Old December 17 2008, 12:54 AM   #26
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I strip down naked, come in the bottom of the bed under the sheets in between them and start trying to get it going.
Generally you have more luck if you leave that till later...
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Old December 17 2008, 01:00 AM   #27
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Without getting into too much detail my hottest sexual encounter was a same-sex one.

We were at a party at a dorm. I knew he was gay, he knew I was bi. I was in a door threshold observing some girls doing coke, he came up behind me and pinched my butt. I reached around and grabbed his groin. We then adjourned to the corridor so he could "show me the campus" where we immediately started making out and feeling each other up. We figured the well-lit corridor was too public a place for that kind of exposure so we went to a dimly-lit stairwell where it got even heavier and wouldn't you know, someone walked through the door leading to the stairwell...

Anyway, we went to the men's room on that floor, locked the door and proceeded to get down and dirty. We didn't have sex - everything but.

If I weren't married today or seeing anyone, I'd surely pursue a gay relationship.

and yes, I consider that "not too much detail"
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Old December 17 2008, 01:05 AM   #28
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I strip down naked, come in the bottom of the bed under the sheets in between them and start trying to get it going.
Generally you have more luck if you leave that till later...
Probably my biggest mistake was going in there too soon and not letting them pass out.
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Old December 17 2008, 01:14 AM   #29
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The you need to wake them up and indignantly claim that they fell asleep when you were already there, but that you forgive them.
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Old December 17 2008, 01:15 AM   #30
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I strip down naked, come in the bottom of the bed under the sheets in between them and start trying to get it going.
Generally you have more luck if you leave that till later...
Probably my biggest mistake was going in there too soon and not letting them pass out.
No, Captain Intrepid is right. It was the sneaking in naked part that was the problem.

Not to be too much of a buzzkill, but two girls sleeping in a bed that is not regularly their own means they feel safe there. A naked guy is generally not a safe thing. You needed to create "safe sex", if you know what I mean.

Plus, taking off your partner's clothes is plain sexy. You should have started off mostly clothed and from the side, of course first removing rough parts like shoes and your belt.

You probably still wouldn't have had your three way, but at least you would have slept with two girls in their underwear, and that wouldn't have been half bad.
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