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Old August 20 2008, 10:51 PM   #16
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Re: Sexy Vulcan Women of Star Trek - T'Pol and Saavik

One of the greatest crimes the Enterprise production crew ever did: stuffing Jolene's magnificent, beautiful, strokeable hair underneath a Spock wig.
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Old August 21 2008, 03:23 AM   #17
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Was that an actually quote from Enterprise when Archer said "I'm doing the breast I can."? Or was that a blooper?
Sadly, it was a quote.

Archer was fatigued and keeping vigil on his sick dog in sickbay and is dealing with emotions concerning T'Pol and his "sexual tension"... or something. And he has a Freudian slip over best/breast. He has another than doesn't come to mind right now but it's just as bad if not worse.
From the Agony Booth recap:

But, what's this? Archer visibly softens here, and actually says "sorry" to T'Pol, and it almost sounds genuine! But lest you think this is the big breakthrough scene where the captain learns some humility, the dialogue is about to disabuse you of that notion.

Again, I really can't say for sure that this is the worst line in Star Trek history. But surely, it comes very close.

Archer: Sorry, I'm a little on edge. I haven't slept very much, but I'm doing the breast I... the best I can.

Yep, that about does it for this series. RIP, Enterprise. When all you have left is juvenile gags about the science officer's tits, you've reached the end of the road.

But T'Pol, as in 90% of her scenes, shows no reaction whatsoever. Phlox wanders past with a big "hmmmmm". Yeah, did you notice that subtle Freudian slip there, professor? I know it was hard to catch. But hang on, folks, because things are about to get way worse.

Showing that the Kreetassans aren't the only ones being anal retentive freaks, T'Pol says she's divided their "reconciliation demands" into "specific categories". Archer gripes, "My only concern right now is Porthos!" Which pretty much proves what she said earlier about his fucked up priorities, but I doubt anyone needs further convincing on this point, right?

Archer once again softens his tone.

Archer: When you get back to the bridge, why don't you send me your lips... Lisp! List!
It would almost be funny, if it weren't so sad.
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Old August 21 2008, 01:19 PM   #18
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Now that you mention it, Suzi Plakson as Selar trumps just about every other woman of any species.
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Old August 21 2008, 01:45 PM   #19
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Not sure why people complain about her looks!

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Old August 21 2008, 02:48 PM   #20
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Is that Jolene?

She looks a lot better there than she ever did on the show with her face all soured up and the boy-cut wig.
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Old August 21 2008, 03:13 PM   #21
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Yes, that is her in a picture I took at Vegas Con.
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Old August 21 2008, 05:43 PM   #22
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Not sure why people complain about her looks!

That's without the Enterprise Hair and make-up people stuffing all that beautiful hair under a Spock-wig, and making up her face to look like a poopy-head. Seriously, T'Pol in the mirror universe should have been the way normal T'Pol also looked, just about.
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Old August 21 2008, 05:54 PM   #23
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Wow, surprised no one has said Lt. Valaras (Kim Cattral) from ST6. Back in the day Kim was very hot and even as a Vulcan quite sexy, of course you get to see here bare all later on in HBO's Sex in the City series.
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Old August 21 2008, 06:06 PM   #24
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say what you want about Ms. Jolene but she is white hot.

Perfect body (maybe a little on the thin side), muscular, toned and a great rack.
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Old August 21 2008, 08:20 PM   #25
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say what you want about Ms. Jolene but she is white hot.

Perfect body (maybe a little on the thin side), muscular, toned and a great rack.
I second the notion!!!!
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Old August 21 2008, 10:07 PM   #26
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say what you want about Ms. Jolene but she is white hot.

Perfect body (maybe a little on the thin side), muscular, toned and a great rack.
I prefer a rack not made by man.
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Old August 21 2008, 10:48 PM   #27
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One of the greatest crimes the Enterprise production crew ever did: stuffing Jolene's magnificent, beautiful, strokeable hair underneath a Spock wig.
I agree 100% - Blalock has absolutely gorgeous hair, and it was a fucking crime that they didn't let her show it off. They were more than happy to stuff her in a skintight catsuit, so why not let her hair down??
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Old August 22 2008, 03:56 AM   #28
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One of the greatest crimes the Enterprise production crew ever did: stuffing Jolene's magnificent, beautiful, strokeable hair underneath a Spock wig.
I agree 100% - Blalock has absolutely gorgeous hair, and it was a fucking crime that they didn't let her show it off. They were more than happy to stuff her in a skintight catsuit, so why not let her hair down??
Having her hair down would've helped. It also would've helped if her face wasn't so "soured up" and she just maintained a more neutral, relaxed, face. That both would've been a START. Having her in a regular duty uniform would've helped too. Her "catsuit" was ridiculous.

Not as ridiculous as Seven's silver one, but not as nice as Troi's bunny suit.
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Old August 22 2008, 05:34 AM   #29
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Wow, surprised no one has said Lt. Valaras (Kim Cattral) from ST6. Back in the day Kim was very hot and even as a Vulcan quite sexy, of course you get to see here bare all later on in HBO's Sex in the City series.
Fleetlord:

I mentioned Kim Catrral in an earlier post, and I agree. She's smoking hot, too!

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say what you want about Ms. Jolene but she is white hot.

Perfect body (maybe a little on the thin side), muscular, toned and a great rack.
I prefer a rack not made by man.
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