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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old April 22 2008, 02:55 AM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This #133 - "Habitual Theft"


Riker:"And this photo goes public unless you give us all promotions"


Riker:"Our uniforms may not be the best, but at least we don't have to wear that crap!"
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Old April 22 2008, 03:02 AM   #17
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Riker: "Captain, as you'll see by these scans coming up..."
Picard: "Commander, there's nothing but stars there."
Riker: "The viewer on the 'other' wall sir."
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Old April 22 2008, 03:10 AM   #18
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Riker: And if you look at the screen you'll see our chances of survival against the Borg

Picard: But I see nothing.

Riker: I've made my point.
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Old April 22 2008, 03:26 AM   #19
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OMG! PERFECT choice of joke! If that one doesn't win, then I'll have lost all faith in this board. J/K y'all. But seriously, that was PRICELESS!
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Old April 22 2008, 10:03 AM   #20
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GEORDIE DOLL: MAMA...MAMA
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Old April 22 2008, 11:45 AM   #21
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"Sh! sh! www.sh! dot com! Knock knock. Who's there? Sh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it!"
OMG! PERFECT choice of joke! If that one doesn't win, then I'll have lost all faith in this board. J/K y'all. But seriously, that was PRICELESS!
My thanks, kind lady. However, I can't win my own contest. There are accusations, hearings, perjury claims. not pretty.
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Old April 22 2008, 01:05 PM   #22
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Geordi: "Yes, this is Lieutenant Commander Data, a unique Soong type android, operating at a couple of quadrillion operations a second, possessing a positronic brain and certified by Starfleet as possessing full sentience and free will. He's the Enterprise's 2nd Officer, Chief Operations officer, Science officer, a leader in the field of positronics himself, and flycatcher."

Data: "I have captured another one Geordi."
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Old April 22 2008, 02:14 PM   #23
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Data: "For all the Klingon bluster, their testicles are actually quite small."





Picard: "Going up against the Borg, we need more cannon fodder ...

Riker: "Mister Worf, contact the Klingon High Command ..."
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Worf: "But, Commander, this 'game' does not accurately simulate the hunting of ducks."
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Old April 22 2008, 03:43 PM   #25
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Riker: So our target is a black cat in a closet with the light off?
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Old April 22 2008, 04:23 PM   #26
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Metathesis is one of the most common of pronunciation errors, sir... a reversal of vowel and consonant, "bark" to "broc"... Oh, this? Just a coincidence, sir.



Riker:
Man, I wish Noonien Soong had seen these guys.

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Old April 22 2008, 04:33 PM   #27
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Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Blend you name, money I name, otherwise tea nooooooooooo."

Riker: "I hate drive-through."
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Old April 22 2008, 04:45 PM   #28
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Data: I caught a bug!
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Old April 22 2008, 05:06 PM   #29
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I have transported one of Counselor Troi's pubic hairs as ordered, Captain.


See Captain?
Sexy...NOT sexy.
People like...People don't like.
Good...Not good. Not...good...at...all.

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Data: "Heeere.."
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